The state of the roads in this fecking country.....

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:53 pm

I've just got a new contract working on an XP roll out across the UK
Part of the deal was for me (and others) to attend a brief overview in Telford of what we were going to do and pick up a laptop and mobile phone

I left my gaff at 5:55am this morning to get there in good time (I live in Knaresborough) and got there at...... 9:42am

The overview finished and 12:50pm and I had a 15 minute break for a piss, but due to the M60, M62 nightmare, followed by that big bellend Robert Williams and all of his twee bumhole fans in Leeds I got back to my gaff at 6:30pm

So a round trip of c280miles took nearly 10hrs, I would of been quicker swimming it!

Smashing!, so I'm going to get tanked up right now

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You should get a better car

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:03 pm

BBC1 wrote:

You should get a better car

Boom Boom

The car Laurel & Hardy drove would have made it the journey in the same time, I think my average MPH was about 27.82

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Doesnt your Avenger have 4 gears

Mine has

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:13 pm

BBC1 wrote:

Doesnt your Avenger have 4 gears

Mine has

Mine has four gears, and a fog light and, get this, interior courtesy lights and the clincher was the heated rear windscreen

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Bet yours hasnt got a "Shaz luvs Wayne" sun visor.

Im not being big headed but mine has a chrome petrol locking cap

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:33 pm

I like BBC2

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I like QVC

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:14 am

I like Stoats!!!! :sweet:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:14 pm

I hate XP!!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:25 pm

richard head wrote:

I hate XP!!

I dont care, im getting a good whack for it, 40p a mile and paid travelling time to sites, with hotels and food thrown n

It could be Windows 3.11 for Workgroups as far as I'm concerned!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:44 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

richard head wrote:

I hate XP!!

I dont care, im getting a good whack for it, 40p a mile and paid travelling time to sites, with hotels and food thrown n

Ah so you're getting PAID for your 10 hours on the road - no wonder you went slowly :laugh:

The state of the roads in this fecking country.....

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