Has a big image related to this finding of an Earth-like planet, with a caption along the lines of "Could there really be life on other planets?"

I was half expecting a subtitle underneath....

"And if there is, what is the Government going to do to limit Immigration from them?"

And they still managed to get a bit about Lday Princess Dina Princess of Heats the People Princess cor ain't she luverley and one of us Spencer

Here's a top tip for future wifes of Princes....
Dont get into a car driven by a pissed up Frenchman

can we not just take all the immigrants to this new planet it may work out cheaper....

infact can we not just take the dole wallers and supposedly sick people ( the wankers that are out digging the garden and fiddling left right and centre ) and drop them there. this would make the country a better place

Only problem is its 4 billion light years away,so you'd have to give people sandwiches for the journey.

I'd start with well know families in Hartlepool (ant other towns and cities), who for generations have fooked the system right,left and centre

The I would investigate who really did kill Ladee Diana Princess of Hearts etc etc etc etc ..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

well if we can pay people to get haircuts, new suits etc for interviews and pay to learn people to drive then i guess we can manage a few sarnies

do they have parmo emporiums in outer space? If not I'm stopping here

Someone should confiscate all the shovels in the Daily Mail offices to stop them digging up Diana Spencer every three months, she must be well minging by now. Just let the woman die FFS.

Next thing is that they'll discover that she isn't dead after all, it was all a conspiracy so she could go to this planet and escape the paparazzi. Right now she's probably looking at the paper and thinking "Oh no, they've found me" and planning to move to the Andromeda Galaxy....

Diana thinking "Oh no, they've found me"?......now that REALLY stretches the imagination