It's started.......

I got an e-mail. 'This Mothers Day, give an engraved iPod....'

I mean FFS, first off an iPod is upwards of 200quid, a bunch of flowers a box of Thorntons and a bottle of Chablis is usually enough, secondly me mothers 86 and hardly a child of the technological era, like we gave her a set top box, set it up and an hour later she was on the phone asking how to put it back to 'normal.' And lastly do you want your mother wandering around deaf to the world while she's rocking out to Alma Cogan?? There'll be more grandma's under buses this month than enough...........

Saving your presence of course Mr No6.............

Good point well put.

I'll send a reply saying, 'Thank you for your constructive suggestion. What would you look like with an iPod up yer arse........'

oi some of us still do listen to Alma Cogan

Like I said, me mothers 86.........