We've had our fair share in recent times. If they aren't Scottish or Yorkshire.

De do doh don`t de doh( They do though don`t they though)

The Italian language was first discovered in Liverpool, when Jimmy was out playin with his mates in the tenement estate, his mother shouted out the window " Jimmy, where the fuck are ya?", " Mamma mia"

A scouser went into a bar and didn`t realise it was the gay variety, orders a drink and a Jimmy Summerville type minced over, he whispered in his ear, " you want a blow job"?, he jumped up and decked him, barman asked what was the problem, " He said summat about a job"

Here all week

new version of liverpool monopoly has been introduced. you start with 4 houses and a hotel and the first to demolish them is the winner.