in Guisborough, if you ever go through that way, buy a loaf and be taken back to yesteryear when craftsmen made proper bread, only wish I had purchased more than 1 now, the kids eating it and asking if we can have this bread every day, a taste sensation

Sounds like something out of Roger's Profanisaurus

I have a profanisaurus, just checked and it`s not in there, however clag nuts is!

I remember crying with laughter when that first came out, I couldn`t catch my breath, one of the funniest Viz articles ever

And this explains everything.

If everyone found the same things amusing, alternative comedy wouldn`t exist, I bet you find David Baddiel funny

Mr Butt you do leave yourself wide open!

I'll ask, did you meet these kids via CB? Did you serve warm milk with? As a chef why do you serve bread and milk as a meal?

Only asking?????

Do you live in a motel?

I also purchased a black pudding Scotch egg, £2.75 for the fecker, just eaten it and oh my days , what an experience that was, a beautifully seasoned, liquid yolk centre and let me tell you, that takes skill, in a world of bliss and half a fatty on