he really is barking mad.

He reminds me of a vague, geography teacher about to retire but promoted to headmaster when as an experiment the pupils were allowed to select the next headmaster.
We used to have a Labour Party once.

What's happened like????

Claiming he was going to cap the wages of top earners.

Including premier league footballers and I presume the likes of lewis hamilton.

He didnt manage to say how he would do it though.

Daft scruffy c unt.

What's he gonna cap them at....£500,000 a week????

As chief brown noser can I just say chip makes some very good points.

And the current government are just as barking.

But labour are dying under this utter idiot.

But I would love it if all the foreign players had to welcome to the board.

Comedy gold.

I find brexit comedy gold too in a very dark humourous way. I trust those that voted for it are prepared for what's about to come.

Nobody nowhere has said that anyone is going to be kicked out. There is nothing retrospective in any discussions. The whole point of the thing is to control borders going forward and to actually have the authority to say no when some mad mullah turns up at Calais.

As for Corbyn; mad as a balloon. The bloke is an utter terrorist loving imbecile. I see his mate McGuinness is flirting with the grim reaper by the way.

This bloke is far worse than even michael foot as he further alienates the opposition. A government with no one challenging them is never good irrespective of the colour of their rosette. It's entirely possible that Labour will be in third place after the next election.

It's not just Hamilton (who I despise). All the top line racing drivers live there for no other reason than tax. Monte Carlo isn't ev en that great a place. The apartments are basically small council flats selling for £50m.

The Millhouse Masterplan houses will also be the same, Hartlepool will become a tax haven and we'll be the new Monaco. We already have the marina and knobheads throwing their cars round the streets. I personally look forward to the Hartlepool pitgirls, all will be teenage mothers and some may even have all their teeth.

It is an interesting point on how Sport will be viewed simply because Immigration should be used to provide skills you can not do yourself.

Doctor yes we have a shortage and he or she can save your life

Footballer ?

I thought what he said was companies who win usually huge government contracts cannot have management who earn more than a certain multiple of a full time staff member who is lowest paid, minimum wage about £16000?

Not many Premier football players win govvy contracts.

That was my take on it anyway

We're doomed. We'll never be able to sign another Joel Porter and Chelsea will never be able to sign another Drogber. Oh wait on, they're an Aussie and an African. Didn't know Australia and Africa were in the EU and had freedom of movement. You live and learn.

May had splinters in her arse through sitting very publicly on the fence. I don't seem to remember too much from Corbyn either come to think of it.

Anyway, it's very very clear that we will not have freedom of movement and rightly so. Thats not to say that we won't have immigration. A filipino nurse for example can still get a visa and probably qualify for a British passport after a few years. The same goes for a Romanian, a Pole and anyone else including footballers. The difference is that we have the right to say no rather than having no say in who turns up and gets in.

I've had loads of people coming up to me in the street asking about Romanian nurses by the way.

If the figure is 250k from the EU and 250k from non EU then by blocking EU you're halving it aren't you?

Personally I'd block them all and build concentration camps in Scotland for anyone who looks slightly tanned.

What if you've just come back off holiday?

Why would you want to leave our amazing country for one of those horrible foreign ones?!

Chip, let me say this slowly because it's not getting through. I have not, nor have I ever said 'no immigration'. I have never said 'we need EU footballers' actually they'd be top of my list to kick out.

If it's a choice of completely in or completely out then I'm out. But it isn't. These tariffs that seem to terrify everyone are actually 3% and we'd charge 3% too. Given that we buy more than we sell then it's happy days.

As for immigration; if we need 500 nurses then we take 5000 but not 5000 plus a load of not real asylum seekers.

You wouldn't be allowed back in until you're back to normal with a blue tinge.

Michael jackson would have got in. In the end.

Got in? I assume you mean a little boy?

I remember when he got the job, I was on a ferry to Dublin and reading an article about him . One of his ex wives was quoted as saying his idea of a good night out was to go to the local Labour Party offices for a photocopying session.

I an't help thinking 'so thats what happened to Catweasle'

Was it a Cannon EX4150? They are the Daddy, anything else just isn't a photocopier! Was it colour and hold 2 reems of paper? Come on Mr Snowy don't tease, we need answers!!!!!!

I was too busy looking for the coast of Ireland to go into the smutty details