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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Bowie themed toilet
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:40 pm 
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A lass at work is doing her spare toilet out in tribute to David Bowie. I'm planning to do some mocked up record sleeves to go in there, and all I can think of are the following:

Oh you shitty things

Suffragette shitty

Can anyone come up with any more?

I've also thought of doing a sign for one of those multi-purpose bathroom sockets, with 'this one's for the shavers' on it.

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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:52 pm 
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Excellent! Keep them coming!

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I think Mr PiN's mate is onto something associating Bowie songs with the netty.
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
A lass at work is doing her spare toilet out in tribute to David Bowie. I'm planning to do some mocked up record sleeves to go in there, and all I can think of are the following:

Oh you shitty things

Suffragette shitty

Can anyone come up with any more?

I've also thought of doing a sign for one of those multi-purpose bathroom sockets, with 'this one's for the shavers' on it.


Tell her not to be so bloody stupid because he is alive and well :wink: Take a look
http://www.abeldanger.net/2016/02/david-bowie-faked-his-death.html

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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:44 pm 
Twilight Zone wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
A lass at work is doing her spare toilet out in tribute to David Bowie. I'm planning to do some mocked up record sleeves to go in there, and all I can think of are the following:

Oh you shitty things

Suffragette shitty

Can anyone come up with any more?

I've also thought of doing a sign for one of those multi-purpose bathroom sockets, with 'this one's for the shavers' on it.


Tell her not to be so bloody stupid because he is alive and well :wink: Take a look
http://www.abeldanger.net/2016/02/david-bowie-faked-his-death.html


How are you doing you crazy bastard?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:28 pm 
ElvisC wrote:
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