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monkeybutt
 Post subject: What was the smowman.....
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:50 pm 
doing looking in the carrot section at Morrisons?



He was picking his nose bbolt
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: What was the smowman.....
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:51 pm 
2 snowmen in a field, one says to the other " Can you smell carrots"? bbolt
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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:54 pm 
What do frogs wear on their feet?




open toad sandals bbolt
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Fensy
 Post subject: Re: What was the smowman.....
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:13 am 
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Why does Santa have three gardens?



So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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pooliecrab
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:14 am 
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monkeybutt wrote:
What do frogs wear on their feet?




open toad sandals bbolt

Is that with or without socks?
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Compo
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Why does Santa have big balls? Because he only comes once a year!

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: What was the smowman.....
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:25 pm 
Santa is the best person to know, he has a heads up where the naughty women live :razz:
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The Bishop
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But who is the Smowman of which you speak?

We need answers!!!!!! :confusion-confused:

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