The Bunker

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:34 pm

How did it get its name?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Back in the day, 2004/05. There was a board called Monkeyhangers 2004. A thread developed which became known as the Brains faggots thread. It started with everyone posting alternative names for homosexuals and the webmistress got upset.

After around 50 posts the 'Godfather' as the webmistress was known stated that if there was another single post along those lines she would close down the board. Mutley then posted a thread asking everyone what their favourite food was and offering his personal choice as faggots. Most were immediately banned and the board closed shortly afterwards. We were termed 'The outcasts' and the outcasts bunker was born that same day.

Eventually it evolved into the Poolie Bunker.

It was all Mutley's fault as usual.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:56 pm

I knew about the monkey hangers board as I was on it and turned up for work one day and it had all been closed down. Did know about pork faggots thread, but didnt know how the bunker got its name

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i got banned from it too.

the twat

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:09 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Back in the day, 2004/05. There was a board called Monkeyhangers 2004. A thread developed which became known as the Brains faggots thread. It started with everyone posting alternative names for homosexuals and the webmistress got upset.

After around 50 posts the 'Godfather' as the webmistress was known stated that if there was another single post along those lines she would close down the board. Mutley then posted a thread asking everyone what their favourite food was and offering his personal choice as faggots. Most were immediately banned and the board closed shortly afterwards. We were termed 'The outcasts' and the outcasts bunker was born that same day.

Eventually it evolved into the Poolie Bunker.

It was all Mutley's fault as usual.

Priceless!!! I never knew that. Good old mutters!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:23 pm

I get the blame for everything me!!!! sadx

Bramstein · **Joined:** Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:49 pm **Posts:** 1526

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Back in the day, 2004/05. There was a board called Monkeyhangers 2004. A thread developed which became known as the Brains faggots thread. It started with everyone posting alternative names for homosexuals and the webmistress got upset.

After around 50 posts the 'Godfather' as the webmistress was known stated that if there was another single post along those lines she would close down the board. Mutley then posted a thread asking everyone what their favourite food was and offering his personal choice as faggots. Most were immediately banned and the board closed shortly afterwards. We were termed 'The outcasts' and the outcasts bunker was born that same day.

Eventually it evolved into the Poolie Bunker.

It was all Mutley's fault as usual.

Cheers for that. Informative and amusing in equal measure :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:33 pm

Eeeeee....those were the days!!!!

Lots of posters are missed from the early days!!!! sadx

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

I didn't know the exact story either. Mutley :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Should of known it was Mutley and his love of faggots.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:34 pm

I luurrrvvveeeeee Faggots!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Who was that admin dude from that board?

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yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:29 pm

Badger maybe? Can't remember like.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He was the admin of a different board

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Compo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:51 pm

I remember that day I was working at Garlands at the time and was pissing myself laughing

Compo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:53 pm

Haha I just read the newest post on the thread didn't realise it was me and I was gutted it closed as I say I had nowt to go on at working at garlands

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

The Godfather

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Or Mother....

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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

It was a female.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Cant believe you lot didnt know the history behind the bunker.

It was called the outcasts bunker for quite a while.

And the welcoming term of fuck off was born at the same time.

And that was story in itself.

The outcasts werent that many at the start. Lots of folk still preferred rivals and there was also the hangam arms. Remember that?

Anyway. The bunker was open to read but because we felt isolated due to our inane humour......only an admin could approve new posters. But everyone was given a chance.

So if we didn't know you the first reply you got was fuck off.

If your response was deemed a good one you were allowed full access.

If you bit you werent.

Simple as that.

But it stuck for years.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

The bunker stood out from the other boards at the time because of the humour and always a more lively board. Plenty of heated inputs and piss taking....just like family life.
Some posters drove you mad and some were just mad, some you started off disliking and then ended liking and best of all, some made you laugh... And it wasn't all about football.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

To be honest that's why I've always been against banning people like Sussex or more recently Mr Butt. We started as a group of banned posters.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

But surely that just means more people should be banned.....it stimulates them to get off their arses and create their own board.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Monkeybutt's board would only have two posters and they'd both share the same laptop.
Unless of course PJ felt the need to argue with him/them but I suspect that relationship is a one way street.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:07 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

To be honest that's why I've always been against banning people like Sussex or more recently Mr Butt. We started as a group of banned posters.

Bring back Sussex!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

I never minded Sussex. I wonder how his piles are getting on.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:10 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

To be honest that's why I've always been against banning people like Sussex or more recently Mr Butt. We started as a group of banned posters.

Bring back Sussex!!!!

This, PJ will be beside himself :laugh:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

What about Sarf. .. his witch trial was one of the great bunker "events"..

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I miss POK

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Compo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:24 pm

The true legend of the bunker

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Of all the posters over the years the two that stand out for me are definitely POK and Mutley - equal first.
A special mention must go to Tree with Disorder for the Escape Goat holiday snaps too.

I too miss Sam POK

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Of all the posters over the years the two that stand out for me are definitely POK and Mutley - equal first.
A special mention must go to Tree with Disorder for the Escape Goat holiday snaps too.

I too miss Sam POK

We could do with some new banners etc....

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

there are loads of psoters sadly missed:

Salty
Mr Ed
Lord Smythe
mampi swift
monkeyharris

as well as those listed above.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:41 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Of all the posters over the years the two that stand out for me are definitely POK and Mutley - equal first.
A special mention must go to Tree with Disorder for the Escape Goat holiday snaps too.

I too miss Sam POK

Saw POK at the Barnet game, he's doing ok.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

I miss "The Dancer"

And Tax Paying Poolie, biggest bell -end of the lot.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Of all the posters over the years the two that stand out for me are definitely POK and Mutley - equal first.
A special mention must go to Tree with Disorder for the Escape Goat holiday snaps too.

I too miss Sam POK

We could do with some new banners etc....

Use this one.

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

ElvisC wrote:

I miss "The Dancer"

And Tax Paying Poolie, biggest bell -end of the lot.

About 2/3 year ago he got mega serious.

Canny lad normally.

Had him stay at my house back in the Itn rivals days. I realise now I put myself in a lot of danger letting a man off the Internet id never met stay over.

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Yubep wrote:

Had him stay at my house back in the Itn rivals days. I realise now I put myself in a lot of danger letting a man off the Internet id never met stay over.

You were probably safe, it's the CB radio crowd that you need to be wary of.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:13 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Had him stay at my house back in the Itn rivals days. I realise now I put myself in a lot of danger letting a man off the Internet id never met stay over.

You were probably safe, it's the CB radio crowd that you need to be wary of.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:50 pm

Compo wrote:

The true legend of the bunker

^This^

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:52 pm

Whatever happened to Mr & Mrs Billingham????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:53 pm

Yubep wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Of all the posters over the years the two that stand out for me are definitely POK and Mutley - equal first.
A special mention must go to Tree with Disorder for the Escape Goat holiday snaps too.

I too miss Sam POK

We could do with some new banners etc....

Use this one.

BRILLIANT!!!! :laugh:

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:28 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

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I concur!!!!!!!

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:51 pm

Btw Mampi still reads the bunker of and on just doesn't post.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Don't forget some did call for POK to be banned.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He was a barm pot but as harmless as they come.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Don't forget some did call for POK to be banned.

Looking back I don't think I truly appreciated him until he stopped posting. I was a bit too hasty too shoot him down as I didn't get him at first.

I regret that n would love the lad back on here.

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:39 am

Yubep wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Don't forget some did call for Monkeybutt to be banned.

Looking back I don't think I truly appreciated him until he stopped posting. I was a bit too hasty too shoot him down as I didn't get him at first.

I regret that n would love the lad back on here.

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Aw thanks pubey, means a lot

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

Yubep wrote:

I miss POK

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Only he could come on the board and complain because his train was late.... then complain even more because someone had been inconsiderate enough to commit suicide on the track and cause all the disruption.
I never knew if he was a piss take or lead a sheltered life.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:52 am

He was either a comedy genius or more greener than a frog on Claude Greengrass's lettuce.

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