Have you missed me?

How was anger management classes?

Did they work?

Am I still on ignore?

Cant help yourself can you?

How is it hanging fat lad?

Oh Christ yous could have at least kept him as zippy, he was a like a watered down version.

No

I am the Worlds least angry person

I have never had you on ignore

Any other questions? Given what you actually got banned for have you considered a more humble/apologetic return? I'm sure nobody wants the board clogging up with tedious s hit like this.

Brilliant


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This was your first post?

I was overcome with joy, I have served my time, I can`t say it was easy and my first thought was for my long time adversary.

This is why people feel sorry for you rather than despise you.

Don`t feel sorry for me, i am intelligent of mind and this is my alter ego, much as in real life you are probably not obsequious

You sure you understand the meaning of obsequious?

yep

Welcome back Butt !

Tread carefully some will be out to get you!

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this post was made by monkeybutt who who currently being ignored by yloop

You obviously classify the Chuckle Brothers as satire.

Fear not my fellow, tis only a small group of thread hoggers and dull witted who are one dimensional and probably related, one look at the family tree, which is a cactus may I add, will not deter me from spreading the humour of Bernard and Chubby, for it is my royal quest and I shall not falter.

Monkeybutt loves the attention on here more than any other pleasures in his life. In fact I'm convinced he loves PJ more than he does his wife.

No....... his wife is great in bed.

How does PJ rate? Does he just argue?

Too much stubble, he scratches.

Enough of the gay please I have just been a bit sick in my mouth.

Hiya Monkeybutt, question is though, where's your biggest fan Zippy to welcome you back?????

Please don't encourage him.

Here's a list of more attractive alternatives to reading more of monkeybutt pretend he isn't his slightly less odious mate 'zippy'


Shitting in your hands and clapping
Pulling teeth
Setting fire to your head and putting it out with a shovel
Detonating your own suicide vest

He is at home but we will be meeting up tomorrow for the game, he is obvs thrilled and relieved he can stop pretending he is me, he wasn`t up to the spotlight of infamy.

But what happens when he gets into the bed....?

How graphic would you like the reply?

I'd guess he'd crack a shit joke and everyone else would get out the bed.