Parking.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Why do people have such a difficulty parking between 2 white lines?

Mainly women and old folks from observations, is it just that your judgement goes if your getting on or haven`t got a tail

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Your about to wander into offensive monkey butt banning territory...

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Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Offensive, you takin the piss?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I'd say it's equally fellas in 4x4s that have never seen mud and big German motors.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Zippy wrote:

Offensive, you takin the piss?

Oafish?

Tedious?

Cringeworthy?

Whatever word he used it's hardly got the makings of a decent or interesting thread has it....

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

PJPoolie wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Offensive, you takin the piss?

Oafish?

Tedious?

Cringeworthy?

Don`t put yourself down fella, argumentative and self pitying, tut tut.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

PJPoolie wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Offensive, you takin the piss?

Oafish?

Tedious?

Cringeworthy?

Whatever word he used it's hardly got the makings of a decent or interesting thread has it....

Your right, I should have put "Oi, you have a pm", that literary thread would have been a gem, do you hear voices?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I agree with Zippy I was driving into Hart yesterday and had just rounded the bend at the boozer and a 4x4 was reversing back at me and I had to slam the anchors on in my little mile muncher while the 4x4 driver was still in reverse waving her arms around like I was in the wrong they had missed there turn off so decided just to reverse back round a bend and yes if was a no tail !

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

verbalkint wrote:

I agree with Zippy I was driving into Hart yesterday and had just rounded the bend at the boozer and a 4x4 was reversing back at me and I had to slam the anchors on in my little mile muncher while the 4x4 driver was still in reverse waving her arms around like I was in the wrong they had missed there turn off so decided just to reverse back round a bend and yes if was a no tail !

I rest my case.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I don't really want to get into any sort of exchange with you I'm just saying posting stuff like you've randomly been plucking thread topics from a 1970's Christmas Cracker is only going to lead to one outcome for you. Another ban and another tedious reinvention.

Nobody, I'm sure even you, can be arsed with that.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

PJPoolie wrote:

I don't really want to get into any sort of exchange with you I'm just saying posting stuff like you've randomly been plucking thread topics from a 1970's Christmas Cracker is only going to lead to one outcome for you. Another ban and another tedious reinvention.

Nobody, I'm sure even you, can be arsed with that.

Have you been shopping lately in town?

It is a topical subject, watching people trying to park at the M&S car park and B&Q is hideous and invariably it is those two groups, tempers flare because there are few spaces, what has that got to do with a 70`s cracker?

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:39 pm

Not women though is it? Just people who can't park.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Worse than people who can't park very well are arseholes who lose their tempers behind the wheel. Seriously what is that about, these are the people more likely to cause accidents.

If everyone just had a bit of patience and was nice to other the World would be a much better place.

Amen.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

Zippy wrote:

Why do people have such a difficulty parking between 2 white lines?

Mainly women and old folks from observations, is it just that your judgement goes if your getting on or haven`t got a tail

Practicing for your 70's night tribute act to fat unfunny comedy disasters ?
You can pretend all you like but those sad Monkeybutt traits inevitably burst to the surface and erupt like a puss filled boil on a tramps arse.
Love the use of the word 'judgement', from someone who has to preface it with the word 'dubious' on the limited times they use it.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Snowy wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Why do people have such a difficulty parking between 2 white lines?

Mainly women and old folks from observations, is it just that your judgement goes if your getting on or haven`t got a tail

Practicing for your 70's night tribute act to fat unfunny comedy disasters ?
You can pretend all you like but those sad Monkeybutt traits inevitably burst to the surface and erupt like a puss filled boil on a tramps arse.
Love the use of the word 'judgement', from someone who has to preface it with the word 'dubious' on the limited times they use it.

Vultures circle and scrap over the carcass after the lions have done the hard bit, your a bit like that really, keeps you away from the girls tv I suppose eh :teasing-nutkick:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Is the carcass in this instance your sense of humour?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

Zippy wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Why do people have such a difficulty parking between 2 white lines?

Mainly women and old folks from observations, is it just that your judgement goes if your getting on or haven`t got a tail

Practicing for your 70's night tribute act to fat unfunny comedy disasters ?
You can pretend all you like but those sad Monkeybutt traits inevitably burst to the surface and erupt like a puss filled boil on a tramps arse.
Love the use of the word 'judgement', from someone who has to preface it with the word 'dubious' on the limited times they use it.

Vultures circle and scrap over the carcass after the lions have done the hard bit, your a bit like that really, keeps you away from the girls tv I suppose eh :teasing-nutkick:

No, it means I've come on the board, saw the topic and commented.
As regards 'girls TV', it means I aren't threatened by females or uncomfortable in their presence. Oh dear.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Christ.

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Keep religion out of it Tree, its bad enough all this gender stuff

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I thought Tree was asking me to get involved there.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I suppose people would probably say that when they saw you coming.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

pooliecrab wrote:

I'd say it's equally fellas in 4x4s that have never seen mud and big German motors.

Yes, why are there suddenly so many of these 4x4s recently? Has there been a bogof sale? They're a complete menace in car parks that are designed for normal cars. Even if you manage to squeeze in beside one, you can't then open your door to get out.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:43 am

Loads of cheaper ones around nowadays - nearly all the car companies do an affordable and bit smaller 4X4. Think people who used to buy cars with big boots buy them.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

grabec wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

I'd say it's equally fellas in 4x4s that have never seen mud and big German motors.

Yes, why are there suddenly so many of these 4x4s recently? Has there been a bogof sale? They're a complete menace in car parks that are designed for normal cars. Even if you manage to squeeze in beside one, you can't then open your door to get out.

Because you're a woman and you parked over the line apparently

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

pooliecrab wrote:

grabec wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

I'd say it's equally fellas in 4x4s that have never seen mud and big German motors.

Yes, why are there suddenly so many of these 4x4s recently? Has there been a bogof sale? They're a complete menace in car parks that are designed for normal cars. Even if you manage to squeeze in beside one, you can't then open your door to get out.

Because you're a woman and you parked over the line apparently

So you have never tutted when seeing the fairer sex parking or reversing or driving

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Monkeybutts guide to modern life;

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

PJPoolie wrote:

Monkey butts guide to modern life;

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2z6unh

You are in charge of research, well done for that fine example.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I can't be arsed for him back on here again being annoying

Banned

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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

unbanned. We can't be banning people for personal reasons. Yes he might annoy one or two but no doubt so do all of us. This board was created under a say what you like regime unless its sueable. To ban someone because he disagrees with you is over the top.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Right your banned too

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Your cut Yubep.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Your cut too shusshy

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:07 pm

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Howdy doody lads and ladessesis :teasing-tease:

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I would just like to say that I am excellent at parking. So are all my female friends. That is all

Well, not quite all......who is this geezer who lurks all day in M&S car park, furtively watching women? No wonder the occasional lady gets freaked and misjudges a space. Under his milky and sinister gaze, it's a mystery the whole park isn't littered with wonkily-parked vehicles, as shoppers rush off to hide in the biscuit aisles.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:20 pm

Not sure. But I have heard that he was shouting Zippybutt very loudly while rummaging in his soiled jogging pants when a female driver kerbed one of her wheels on a tight corner.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:58 pm

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accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19912

its not all the large 4x4 drivers who can,t park between two lines. shitty ford ka drivers are as bad. should be fined like they do in leamington spa if you,re on or over the lines.

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