Zippy

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Was a pleasure finely getting to meet you today and you brought your daft mate along monkey for a ride out.nothing changes with him does it his jokes are still shite

He made a remark about an out us building a house in Hart and it got me thinking whichow is the best village in Hartlepool to live ?

Hart

Greatham

Dalton Piercy

Bishop cuthbert

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

verbalkint wrote:

Was a pleasure finely getting to meet you today and you brought your daft mate along monkey for a ride out.nothing changes with him does it his jokes are still shite

He made a remark about an out us building a house in Hart and it got me thinking whichow is the best village in Hartlepool to live ?

Hart

Greatham

Dalton Piercy

Bishop cuthbert

Greatham hands down, 2 shops, 1 is a postie for all cash needs, 3 pubs, 2 doing food, hairdressers, school, village hall and decent people(mostly), good community spirit and win the village in bloom every year because we give a shit.

Is that house meant to be leaning?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Yes it is Zippy it's a common trade mark of ours it's our own little stamp

But in greatham don't they still burn witches ?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

And you don't have a kebab shop

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

A few witches remain and the bunker sponsored kebab shop deliver here

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:58 pm

Did they demolish Elwick like?
I used to live there and I have to say I did lift the tone quite a bit. But that goes for every place I've lived.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Seaton Carew. .best village by far

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Dany Krap · **Joined:** Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:33 am **Posts:** 79

verbalkint wrote:

Was a pleasure finely getting to meet you today and you brought your daft mate along monkey for a ride out.nothing changes with him does it his jokes are still shite

He made a remark about an out us building a house in Hart and it got me thinking whichow is the best village in Hartlepool to live ?

Hart

Greatham

Dalton Piercy

Bishop cuthbert

In that case what about the following

Owton Manor village
Rift House village
West view village
Brooke Estate village
Brus village
Headland village
Belle Vue village
West Park village
Throston village

Surely they must all be on par with Cuthbert village

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

Does that make Zippy one of the Village People then?

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Snowy wrote:

Does that make Zippy one of the Village People then?

I was never in the Navy.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

The Navy's gain was the YMCA's loss ......

Zippy, there's no need to feel down,
I said Zippy, you're the bunkers new clown,
I said Zippy, you've come on to the board,
Monkeybutt wil be forgotten.
etc, etc...
It's fun to come on the bunker each day,
When you're not in the YMCA etc , etc......

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

There once was a bloke called Zippy
Banned then returned, its such a pity,
Hours talking on his CB,
So he could steal £10 for a chippy,
and now were stuck with the dull twat.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

and now were stuck with the dull twat.

We could sell him on eBay.....mind you the category could be a problem.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

There once was a bloke called Zippy
Banned then returned, its such a pity,
Hours talking on his CB,
So he could steal £10 for a chippy,
and now were stuck with the dull twat.

Don`t give up your day job, Robbie Burns will be shittin himself

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER the takeway fink
has a venezia tattoo in pizza sauce ink
likes a 12inch with chips
that goes straight to his hips
so he takes a sh1te in the sink.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37705

Zippy McGonagall :laugh:

classic

Zippy

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