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The Colonel
 Post subject: Not mentioned him for a while. But Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:49 am 
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What a bizarre season he has had, and an even more bizarre end to it.

He has had a very poor season, and needed a seriously good last three weeks to save his Tour card.

He nearly did it too, but dropped a shot at the last whole which cost him 1000 euros. He finished the season one place out of the safety zone by 400 euros. That last shot cost his place on the tour.

He was then the subject of an article on skypsorts, and received many commiseration messages. The article highlighted just how close he was to keeping his card. And how difficult it was going to be for him to get it back.

Roll on two weeks, and a top American player pulled out of the end of season play offs on the Euopean tour. He had not played enough tournaments so his record was wiped from the league table.

Thus promoting Storm back into the top 110, and giving him his card back.

Lucky fucker. :-D :laugh:


**My apologies for all the gay twats on here that dont like other sports apart from watching pools**

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hey man fuck of. Its not a story. Its a FACT.

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hey man fuck of. Its not a story. Its a FACT.



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Good luck to STORMY for next seasons tour.
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Good Luck Stormy. not nice people Game.
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Who does Graeme Storm play for?
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The Colonel
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himself.

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Instant dislike then.

Selfish twat.
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Does he get called "Stormzy"?

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I used to like Golf biscuits, can you still get them? They'll go down a Storm in our House! See what I did there?

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No. what did you do?

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I was talking with Graeme in the Millhouse Terracing at our last Tuesday night League home game, great lad. modest, Pools fan, and very pleased he's retained his card.

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The Bishop wrote:
I used to like Golf biscuits, can you still get them? They'll go down a Storm in our House! See what I did there?


You mean Club golf in the green and white wrapper?

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The Bishop
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Zippy wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I used to like Golf biscuits, can you still get them? They'll go down a Storm in our House! See what I did there?


You mean Club golf in the green and white wrapper?


Thats them. Can you still get em?

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The Bishop wrote:
Zippy wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
I used to like Golf biscuits, can you still get them? They'll go down a Storm in our House! See what I did there?


You mean Club golf in the green and white wrapper?


Thats them. Can you still get em?


As your personal googler Bish, I have checked and they were discontinued( not sold anymore) several years ago, plain chocolate lovers were saddened across the globe.

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It seems Clavering is retard central for firework displayers.

I WOULD LOVE TO SET THE DOG ON THE C UNT.

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The Colonel wrote:
It seems Clavering is retard central for firework displayers.

I WOULD LOVE TO SET THE DOG ON THE C UNT.


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The Colonel
 Post subject: Re: Not mentioned him for a while. But Graeme Storm
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Yes. That fucking graeme storm has been letting his rockets off all over clavering.

The bastard.

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