I think he may be calling round mine sometime over the weekend shall I tell him he is missed ?

Any messages anyone would like me to pass on to him ?

I have to admit I miss his banter sometimes the likes of him and Brian Clough keep the board alive

From anyone with a disability, tell him he's a gimp.

Don't leave any money lying around or any young lasses for that matter.

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Can you tell him I'll see him at the match and I obviously have spent too much time in his company as people think I am him, maybe it's like like women when their cycles align

Monkey came down to my house in the village earlier and he said you where a ding and you talk more shit than him

Who?

I will have a surprise in his coffee tomorrow

Unban the lot of them even Loidy Sussex.
Its only a bit of banter FFS!

Unban the lot of them even Loidy Sussex.
Its only a bit of banter FFS!

I would second that but Mr KPG did it himself!!!!!!

The two worst posters ever on this message board, Sussex at least made me smile a few times but essentially was as thick as mince, probably harmless though. The board is a far better place without monkeybutt, he was about as funny as a mass grave.

I find having my bum hole removed and having to shite in a bag more fun than having to read their posts, top bantz indeed

I will pass on your best wishes, I suppose if everybody liked everything the same it would be a boring place to be, to each their own, I am a retired cemetary worker so perhaps that is why me and Butt get on, he has a strange humour set to be fair but better that then warts on yer old man eh!

My wife has had this op and trust me, it is not more fun!!!

I've had it too, bum cancer, 2009

i trust you are ok now and leading a full and enjoyable life?

Aye champion thanks

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I'm glad you're well, Talbot, but you don't come here much any more, do you?
I used to enjoy your grumbles about all and sundry.

Monkeybutt has never gone away, every time Beranard Manning pops up somewhere I remember what I'm not missing.

I'm sure Monkeybutt must have his good points, but there's something weird about being constantly asked to stop posting in a way that irritates almost everyone else and yet continuing to do it. I don't think 'just banter' explains it.

In the stupefied mind of the banter merchant any negative reaction to the stream of drivel is down to people being too easily offended and anybody who gets irritated has taken the bait. The possibility that they might be saying something genuinely offensive or really bugging people with their crap just doesn't occur to them. Anybody who objects to 'bantz' is PC gone mad, frigid, humourless, dull, a communist or too keen to start up the outrage bus on behalf of the disabled or diverse ethnic groups.

It's like a pub, where the boorish twats get told to shut up, yet still slaver on until they get hoyed out and barred.

I didn't have a problem with some of Butt's patter, but I can see why people did. The disability thing is unforgivable though.

Very diplomatic ...... But someone once described diplomacy as talking quietly but carrying a big stick. Well, the big stick's been used.

You just don't respect the will of democracy and free speech Mr Toulouse. It's the right of people in Great Britain to say what they want however offensive and anyone who says different is a lily livered liberal do gooder

Free speech?

Like the woman behind the brexit high court ruling?

She has done nothing wrong but had received numerous death threats and sexual abuse.

And someone with the same name in america has received the same.

There are some dumb c unts about.

I've been away too long. I'd completely forgotten how fundamental the unrestricted liberty to offend, humiliate and intimidate is to the greatest democracy on earth.

Exactly Mr Toulouse, me too. I'm glad to have been re-educated on this matter in the last few months by the bastions of democracy in our great nation

I am not racist but...............is how most start a conversation these days.

And perfectly acceptable now after brexit.

To be fair, Toulouse is in fact a bit of a lily-livered liberal do-gooder.

But he's probably right that serial banterers just have delusions about their own wit and sophistication, and total arrogance regarding their right to smother other people's opinions.

It's starting to frighten me a bit that I share a country with so many people who can't understand that this is a point of law. What else might be going in their heads and when might it all start turning to violence?

Its staggering isnt it?

yet peferctly sane people are also saying the government should just get on with it, because thats the will of the people.

Get on with what exactly? And how?

Oh hang on, none of that was explained, by either side, durng the farce, was it?

And now we have Corbyn hinting that he would block the triggering of article 50. Well thats all very good sir, but where were you during the debate? Ah yes, you hid away, to avoid upsetiing one side or the other. Little weasel.

And we have angry middle aged blokes like those two on Question time from Hartlepool the other week, looking like they wanted to kill someone. Such was their outrage that we still havent got our country back.

And what has happened to Boris? He is now nicely out of the way with a ministerial job.

But at least that cretin Farage is back, spitting vitriol all over the place.

Its great to be British.

Butt was telling me he got banned from HUFC friends of whatsit just for being Monkeybutt

GIVE IT A FECKING REST!!!!!!
It's about Monkeybutt, he thought he was a bit of a a wit and believed he was funny .... He wasn't. End of.
It's fuck all to do with Brexit, exit, text it, text tit, Rex the dog, Rex the Tyranosaurus, ex girlfriend, ex wife, Exocet, fecking Netflix....or anything to do with a fecking EX.
Cue calming whale sounds.........There, you really do have to let people know when they're becoming obsessed.

I bet you wouldn't have got angry like this if it had been a remain vote, Snowy.

Oh he reckons it wasn't him who now claiming it was him or should I say you or are you going to claim your not Monkeybutt to ?

would you like to meet him and me on Saturday to prove we are 2 different people?

Not really wouldn't know either of you and got better things to do thanks .

I've met Monkeybutt in 'Real life' a few times....Not a nicer bloke could you meet....his jokes are shit like (in real life and on here) ....but he did go over the top with the remark that got him banned!!!!
I know he'll regret that remark....he's a decent bloke....Shit sense of humour like!!!!
Given the chance he would apologise wholeheartedly!!!!

And while I'm on it....bring back Sussex aswell....he's been sat in the naughty corner too long!!!!
I just love Sussex cos of how he could reel so many in with shite!!!!

Perfect opportunity to at the Trust AGM. I'm sure most would forgive a misjudged remark with a sincere and public apology.

I'm still convinced that Sussex was a Poolie 'in drag'. Amazed at how many bites he used to get. Don't really miss him though.

Trouble is you can only judge someone by what they post on here. I have no doubt he's a decent bloke ........ and I do miss Sussex.

I miss Sussex too. Our musical tastes are so, so similar.

I object to that very strongly Grabec. Given the hammering it has taken over the years my liver deserves to be described as robust at the very least. Something like 'iron-livered liberal do-gooder' would be fairer.