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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:07 am 
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Not.

You might be able to take the racist out of them but you clearly cant take the thug out.

And people vote for them too? stpid stpid

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While I dislike Farage, I think he's done a fantastic job leading this lot of racist thugs and almost making them look like politicians.


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Love how he's getting free health care in France because he's an EU citizen.

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Love how he's getting free health care in France because he's an EU citizen.


:laugh:

The party are a national embarrassment. The bloke looks like a thug and probabaly is a thug, the worst thing is he was in France in the first place representing 'us' as a MEP.

These are truly awful times politically.


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It was just a shame someone went to help him.

Bloody helpful foreigners.

I see their revered leader, or should that be ex leader, is now overin the states giving his undying love to Donald Trump.

Says it all.

And yet, Hartlepool gained another UKIP councillor over the weekend.

You can always rely on the folk of Hartlepool to be thicker tha the average person.

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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Were you bullied at school or something?

I don't think I've ever encountered (make that virtually encountered) someone who seems to take as much relish as you do in running down folk from his home town.


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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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I work away from home. People I work with know where I am from.

Some things just embarrass me. The towns apparant love of UKIP is one of them.

That is a fact, so I dont defend the town on that. I tell people what I think of it.

When I see something to be proud of I let everyone down south know about it.

I take it the towns support of UKIP doesnt embarrass you?

And just because I live somewhere doesnt mean I have to love everything about the place.

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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I'm not from Hartlepool, but last time I checked the town still had a Labour MP. UKIP is doing an excellent job at the minute of demonstrating that it was only ever a one issue, one man band, so I imagine Ian Wright is sleeping easily at night. Unless Momentum plans to have him deselected!

Nobody has to love 'everything' about the place they come from, but if I had a tenner for every time you've called Pools' fans thick or Hartlepool folk in general thick I'd be able to buy the kind of home entertainment system that would make an armchair sports fan like yourself green with envy.


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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Nobody has to love 'everything' about the place they come from, but if I had a tenner for every time you've called Pools' fans thick or Hartlepool folk in general thick I'd be able to buy the kind of home entertainment system that would make an armchair sports fan like yourself green with envy.


As usual people take everything way out of context.

I didnt call pools fans thick. Just those that paid to watch the JPT game.

I dont call all Hartlepool folk thick. Maybe I generalise a bit, that I accept I am gulity of.

Those that voted for UKIP, those that clearly voted for brexit over immigration only, pools fans that shout sexist and racist abuse, they are thick. Thick as mince.

Manure fans from Hartlepool. Again, thick.

I suppose this list is getting longer. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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Fat Purchase Managers? :P


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my missus said she had half a mind to vote for UKIP,i told her thats all you need

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my missus said she had half a mind to vote for UKIP,i told her thats all you need


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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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I bet Trump would get into power if he stood here.

On saying that:

I found it quite funny when Hilary Clinto attacked him over his sexist comments of 2005.Then Trump repsonded by attacking Bill Clintons behaviour, which is worse when you consider he was President, and Trump wondered why Hilary refused to comment or critisise her husband, or the fact that she stayed with him, sort of justifying.

It makes for brilliant yet cringeworthy television. Americans are ridiculously hypocritical.

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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The Colonel wrote:
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Nobody has to love 'everything' about the place they come from, but if I had a tenner for every time you've called Pools' fans thick or Hartlepool folk in general thick I'd be able to buy the kind of home entertainment system that would make an armchair sports fan like yourself green with envy.


As usual people take everything way out of context.

I didnt call pools fans thick. Just those that paid to watch the JPT game.

I dont call all Hartlepool folk thick. Maybe I generalise a bit, that I accept I am gulity of.

Those that voted for UKIP, those that clearly voted for brexit over immigration only, pools fans that shout sexist and racist abuse, they are thick. Thick as mince.

Manure fans from Hartlepool. Again, thick.

I suppose this list is getting longer. :laugh:


For all your 'fans' I would actually be interested if anyone could find a good argument against those points above :)


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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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My fans omly comment when they disagree with me. Which isnt often.

Even I cant be right all the time.

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The next group added to the thick fuckers list:

Anyone going out dressed as a clown to scare children and old folk.

Hopefully one of them tries it on he wrong person and ends up getting the shit kicked out of them.

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This is not an anti hartlepool thing......Oi, You! of my fanboys.

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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Do you bother to vote in elections Dibble?

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No. Hate politics.

Cant stand those that go on about it constantly.

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:31 pm 
Yes but are fat purchase managers thick?

It was a simple enough question and now I have to waste power just to look at what daft antics you're up to these days. :angry-tappingfoot:

By the way I know the answer and ginger quantity surveyors are in the firing line as well. :?


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 Post subject: Re: UKIP you've got to love them
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UKIP was always a one issue party really – to get the UK out of Europe. They did it despite the massive army of haters ranged against them and congratulations to them on their success. Yes, I voted for Brexit (and UKIP) and would do so again. However whatever happens to UKIP now is rather besides the point. Their mission is accomplished. Their opponents failed - miserably.


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If you believe the shite you've just written, then you deserve UKIP, and it deserves you... :roll:

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Nobody deserves UKIP. Even the gullible need protecting from life sometimes.

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That thing where Farage has fooked off to America to become an international arse-licker for Trump is weird. Popping up at that debate and saying, "He looked like a big silverback gorilla prowling the set and he is that big alpha male — that’s what he is, that’s what he is," was a bit odd. Wonder how many Ukippers share Nige's deranged wank fantasy about Donald?


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Farage is getting paid to bum the horrible twat ..he's basically prostituting himself ..buts what's new

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RACISTS feel it is now socially acceptable to just come straight out with it.

Long-time closet bigot Norman Steele said: “All this ‘I’m not a racist, but… ” stuff? Of course we were racists. It was a charade we had to play out. But no more.

“It used to be that you couldn’t say anything, you know what I mean, otherwise the PC Brigade would be on your back.

“But actually, it turns out times have changed. We’re more mainstream now. You can be racist on buses. In the streets. In newspapers. It’s fine.

“Most people don’t seem bothered. In fact they avoid eye contact and pretend to be playing a game on their phone.

“It gives me hope that people in Britain are becoming more tolerant and accepting of racists.”



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RACISTS feel it is now socially acceptable to just come straight out with it.

Long-time closet bigot Norman Steele said: “All this ‘I’m not a racist, but… ” stuff? Of course we were racists. It was a charade we had to play out. But no more.

“It used to be that you couldn’t say anything, you know what I mean, otherwise the PC Brigade would be on your back.

“But actually, it turns out times have changed. We’re more mainstream now. You can be racist on buses. In the streets. In newspapers. It’s fine.

“Most people don’t seem bothered. In fact they avoid eye contact and pretend to be playing a game on their phone.

“It gives me hope that people in Britain are becoming more tolerant and accepting of racists.”

Who the hell is Norman Steele? And why do you think his views on anything are worth repeating?



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Who knows? But I thought it was funny due to its irony.

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INSPIRATIONAL teachers have no place in Brexit Britain and will be scrapped, the government has confirmed.


Education secretary Justine Greening said: “Pupils having their eyes opened to the wonders of the world by funny, wise teachers will just make it harder for an independent Britain to compete against ruthlessly efficient Germans.”

The move was welcomed by headmaster Roy Hobbs who stressed his job of churning out call centre workers was not helped by pupils standing on their desks and ‘swearing undying loyalty to a hippy’.

He added: “It’s not part of the core curriculum and those desks are not built to support a teenager.”

Inspirational teacher Nikki Hollis said: “I was getting a small group of pupils to paint their dreams onto their school shirts when the head came in and told me I was fired.

“I didn’t even have the chance to collect the ‘I Will Tell My Grandkids About You’ scrapbook the class had made for me.”

Justine Greening added: “I am seizing the day.”

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meanwhile, back in the very weird world of Jeremy Corbyn

He couldnt even answer the simplest question from a group of mothers.

When asked about his favourite biscuit, even that was met with a politcally correct response.

God helpus all if he ever got into power.

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MPS have welcomed plans to discuss Brexit in depth then just do it anyway.

Politicians have promised to have a rigorous debate but remain committed to morons who did not really care what they were voting for.

Labour MP Stephen Malley said: “I’m going to ask some pretty tough questions about Brexit but without upsetting anyone I want to vote for me.

“I intend to highlight the devastating consequences of Brexit, but not actually try to prevent them by calling for a vote.

“Job losses, falling tax revenues, damage to the NHS – these are all issues I intend to talk about before going home to see if I look good on Newsnight.”

Tory MP Donna Sheridan said: “I want to get to the facts about Brexit, because there’s hardly any information about it after months of intense discussion and analysis.

“I don’t want to alienate Leave voters so I’ll probably ask an insipid question like, ‘Can I ask for an assurance that cat sanctuaries will not be directly affected by Brexit?’

“Personally I’m opposed to Brexit but I can’t ignore the will of the people and I’m so loaded that it won’t affect me anyway.”

(c.) The Daily Madh

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meanwhile, back in the very weird world of Jeremy Corbyn

He couldnt even answer the simplest question from a group of mothers.

When asked about his favourite biscuit, even that was met with a politcally correct response.

God helpus all if he ever got into power.


Thanks for letting me know that there's such a thing as politically correct biscuits now.

Going forward, I'm assuming I'll be alright buying Pink Wafers but I'm giving up on Ginger Nuts and Chocolate Fingers just in case I offend somebody.


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Just to make it abundantly clear for you, I didnt suggets he said a politically correct biscuit.

For clarity purposes of course.

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Can we have a golliwog back on the jam ?

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Talking about jam.

Apparently thats corbyns thing.

Yet he also claims he hates sugar more than the tories. And that sugar is worse than the devil.

He is so wet he could cause a flood if he stood still for long enough.

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Can we have a golliwog back on the jam?

No you fucking can't. This is the 21st century, and if you don't like it, you're in for a hard time 'cuz you ain't seen nuthin' yet.


(Spot the irony in that last phrase.)

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Can we have a golliwog back on the jam?

No you fucking can't. This is the 21st century, and if you don't like it, you're in for a hard time 'cuz you ain't seen nuthin' yet.


(Spot the irony in that last phrase.)

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