At work, in the gents there's one of those energy saving lights on a sensor which goes off automatically if there's no movement for a couple of minutes.

So if you're in one of the traps enjoying a five minute break, you suddenly find yourself plunged into darkness. I reckon they should have a flag clipped to the wall next to the bog roll, which can be waved to set the sensor off again.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Similar.

The girls I work with don't like me having paid poos because they wouldn't dream of laying a cable at work. What's that all about? How can you keep it in?

It's a small office. The light for the shitter is on the outside, so sometimes they'll turn the fucker off whilst I'm sat texting, sorry, squeezing one out. Hilarious.

What do you do to get them back?

Shit in their tea when I make a brew

Stir in a few peanuts

Had the same problem years ago when I worked for the Post Office at Cannon Park. One of the lads said he was sick of wiping his arse and then sticking his hand out of the door and asking passers by "is that still brown?"