Hearse today

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2016 6:41 pm

I saw a hearse today being driven really fast, something I've never seen before. Apart from the driver there was no-one else in it, so no harm done I suppose.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:09 pm

It was probably driven fast as the driver wanted to get to the Chemist as he was coffin!!!!!!

I'll get me coat!!!! bbolt

I also seem to remember there is a land speed record for a hearse, seem to remember seeing it on the telly. Think it was turbocharged.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:10 pm

They're supposed to be ideal for making sweet love in, loads of room.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:16 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

They're supposed to be ideal for making sweet love in, loads of room.

If you are knowingly admitting to being a necrophiliac perhaps you could be the new Monkeybutt Mr PIN!!!!!! :laugh:

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If we don't mention monkeybutt can we pretend he never existed?

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Who....?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:36 pm

Monkeybutt - hearse today gone tomorrow.

OK, OK, I was going anyway.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I saw a hearse today being driven really fast, something I've never seen before. Apart from the driver there was no-one else in it, so no harm done I suppose.

Don't you mean dead fast?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:09 pm

Excellent, I wish I'd thought of that.

Hearse today

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