Has been arrested on suspicion of murder. In his autobiography he said he had hoyed a mugger in a canal in Amsterdam.

Very bizarre, but the weirdest thing about the whole story is the fact that he has had an autobiography printed.

Not wishing ill on anyone but I'd rather him have been murdered with a very large dildo....twice!!!!

Massive bellend.

He is the most smug man in the world a grade a cock

just a television act for me. just like chris on eggheads likes the grumpy old man act. most of em are different off the screen than on it. a certain dead ex d.j. comes to mind.

Stewpot Francis?

Chris Moyles? Or is that just wishful thinking?

To be fair even before 'political correctness went mad' and you could be disgustingly racist on television I don't think Jimmy Saville's career would have lasted long if he was a prolific, predatory paedophile on screen. Even in the 70's that probably would be post watershed and would have only got one series.

Oh and as for the opening post of this thread, I've had a long day today and am really tired could someone please confirm that I am or aren't hallucinating and did actually read that collection of words in that order. If so it is quite possibly the maddest thing I have ever read or heard and that includes when Gazza turned up at the Raoul Moat stand off with a fishing rod, Chicken Kebab and can of Lager.

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Please can someone fix the link? My phone is shite.

I've just spent the last 15 minutes reading up on it and watching Youtube clips, I didn't know who he was I watched the show a few times years ago and thought CJ was a really old fella with a bit of a pot head and massive sideburns, is he still on? It turns out he's comedy gold like gay mixture of Alan Partridge and David Brent. A walking parody of a man, I urge anyone to have a quick look at his own youtube site. What an utter goon. I think I might buy his autobiography though

First of all OJ, the CJ, PJ next (which one though?, him out of Dec and Ant, or the one off of here?)

He will get plenty of cock if he has killed someone, all different grades?sizes,,like XXl, and some lovely lipstick.

I read it in the paper yesterday, CJ off Eggheads writes in his autobiography about tossing a bloke off in Amsterdamn in the 1980s?

It's not me swear down I have never knowingly killed or nonced anyone (human anyway)

Dog? Rabbit? Hamster? When you said "human anyway' you just invited speculation. Aardvark? ET? It's all noncing PJ and it's very, very wrong.

What else may you have done unknowingly PJ?

FFS I said killed or nonced. We all have apparently swallowed a spider in our sleep and I maintain to this day that I was sheltering under that horse because it was raining.

In the absence of Monkeybutt is PJ going to take on the mantle of board perv?

Please, please never ever compare me to him even jokingly. Over the years we have had some bad contributors to this forum but he is by far the worst ever. About as funny as a mass grave. I am even including DJ in that when I say the worst bloke ever.

I only jest about these matters I have no genuine stories of grooming, petty theft and milk guzzling.

I knowingly believe that CJPoolies application is the best so far!

Pj you owe me a new keyboard, I've just spat Cappaccino all over this one reading this!!!!

CJPoolie!

I like it even though I didn't even know who he was until yesterday