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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:46 am

11 packs of unopened flooring and underlay....Will cover over 19 square metres....cost £200 will accept £70 ono!!!!

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Neil u have a pm

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Oh and I'm an electrician

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

..a bargain..

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Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

Oh dear, schoolboy error....that broom could do with a new head bbolt

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Them cupboard doors could do with screwing on.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

That floor could do with relaying

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:18 pm

Hedge needs a trim as well.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

born toulouse wrote:

Hedge needs a trim as well.

I thought frenchies liked a bush

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

You can tell he's an electrician by the standard of carpentry.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

I particularly like the 2/3 cupboard door look....I reckon that will catch on. We'll probably see it on grand design soon.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Id pull the kitchen down and start again to be honest.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I think it'll fall down if he moves that brush.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:46 pm

Chesssington wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Hedge needs a trim as well.

I thought frenchies liked a bush

Certainly nothing wrong wrong with a reasonable degree of foliage but it looks like a rainforest through that window - it could be hiding burkini clad terrorists.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I feel a special bond now Mr Offshore now that I know we have the same oven.

PM me if you want to share any humorous anecdotes about it.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

I'm led to believe it is a security risk to leave your keys in the door Mr Offshore.

Here to help

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Glad it's cheered everyone up on this scabby night... where's the chair thread when you need it ?

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:19 am

I hope that bottle of Domestos is clearly labelled....if not it could be a potential hazard for the likes of me and other thick gets with a thirst!!!! sadx

Floor looks nice though....I hope Charlotte is over the moon with her bargain!!!! :!:

Compo · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:19 pm

Why leave a tiny gap about a foot between the cupboards what's going there like?

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:27 pm

Compo wrote:

Why leave a tiny gap about a foot between the cupboards what's going there like?

Your bedroom mate.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

Compo wrote:

Why leave a tiny gap about a foot between the cupboards what's going there like?

Your bedroom mate.

Compo · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2016 8:49 pm

Haha very good I could dance around in there.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:03 pm

What's that thing above the oven at a 'jaunty' angle?

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

It's a hopper on its way to be fitted to the rainwater drain

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poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:13 pm

Cheers. Looks like it's heading in the wrong direction.

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