Day 3 in Tenerife on the OS features 'the lads' at the seaside, apparently closely supervised by the staff - good thing too as from the looks of things none of them can swim.

Then there's pic 4, which features 20 players and a physio in a loose circle on the training pitch, doing an exercise that looks a bit painful unless your back is supple.

I'm pretty sure that's Matty Bates pretending to touch his toes at bottom left (feeble effort Matthew) - but the rest have got me stumped, particularly the four at the bottom of the photo.

Can anyone help?

Colonel?

Monkeybutt?

Lewis Alessandra has got one leg a lot longer than the other picture 15 day 4. He could only run straight across Barnet's old ground. Not sure he will make it at a flat Vic.



OK I might have a little too much time on my hands today!!

Was it Magnay's chin?

er, should you be paying such close attention to photos of young men exercising....?

I'm a bit disappointed that it took 4 days for 'Spot the Arse' to get that kind of bite, but thanks anyway Mr. Snowy.

Thing is, I joined this board under the (probably mistaken) impression that the club and the team were the main subjects of common interest. As they hardly got a look in last week and the trip to Tenerife was the only thing on the OS and in the papers...

Then, in the nick of time, along comes Russ to momentarily distract attention from deleted threads and pictures of ket and pop, so all's well in my world again.

One thing the Tenerife pics did prove - Carl Magnay is definitely the club tart when it comes to his choice of training gear.

Jordan Richards got the best tan in my opinion.

Jordan Richards had a decent tan in the Billingham friendly prior to the Tenerife trip.

Gilbert been hammering his biceps by looks of things.