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 Post subject: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:06 pm 
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Sketches of the Disney dwarfs that didn't make the final seven made half million at auction.

Names are, Tubby,Baldy,Deafy,Shorty,Wheezy,Jumpy,Stuffy,Puffy,Burpy, Windy,and Lippy. :laugh:

All sound better than Bashful and Doc for me like. I would have had Arty,Farty,and Marty.

The PC brigade of today would have a field day with Baldy or Tubby as nobody should be called that should they now. :naughty:

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:12 pm 
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poolymad wrote:

The PC brigade of today would have a field day with Baldy or Tubby as nobody should be called that should they now. :naughty:

Baldy would be reclassified as ' follicale challenged' and Tubby as 'circumferencially excessive'...... Not quite the same ring.

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:19 pm 
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Technically in this PC World, the Fillum should be renamed "Snow White and the Seven PORGS" (Person of Restricted Growth).

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:21 pm 
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Are we still allowed to call her whitey?

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:24 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
poolymad wrote:

The PC brigade of today would have a field day with Baldy or Tubby as nobody should be called that should they now. :naughty:

Baldy would be reclassified as ' follicale challenged' and Tubby as 'circumferencially excessive'...... Not quite the same ring.


Just tried singing it,you are right just not the same.

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:18 am 
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The Bishop wrote:
Technically in this PC World, the Fillum should be renamed "Snow White and the Seven PORGS" (Person of Restricted Growth).


Its ok now were out of the EU, I want Pound and ounces bringing back.


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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:46 am 
I was in a lift with my wife at the Middleton grange and a dwarf got in, he said to my wife " your hair smells nice ", the dopey mare smiled and said thankyou, I explained it to her later banghead


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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:31 pm 
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I'm baldy and fuckin tubby

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:23 pm 
I hope Turner knows about it!!!! :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:57 am 
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Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:
I'm baldy and fuckin tubby
Lust or will you be making a commitment to each other long term ?

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:06 pm 
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A few years ago in the UK I actually called one of the locals grumpy (he really was a misery guts), completely overlooking the fact he was a bona-fide dwarf.
It was too late. I couldn't unsay it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:36 pm 
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Turner hasn't called anyone to his office yet so must be unaware.

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:25 pm 
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I am the only dwarf on here! I even have a badge with words virtically challenged on it kindly donated by our old friend Mampi

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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
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Compo wrote:
I am the only dwarf on here! I even have a badge with words virtically challenged on it kindly donated by our old friend Mampi


Take no notice of other people's definitions. It's probably just jealousy caused by your compact appearance.


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 Post subject: Re: Bunker role call
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:08 pm 
grabec wrote:
Compo wrote:
I am the only dwarf on here! I even have a badge with words virtically challenged on it kindly donated by our old friend Mampi


Take no notice of other people's definitions. It's probably just jealousy caused by your compact appearance.


And take no notice of sweary Mary, she doesn`t believe in dog!


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