Anyway, in other news. Apparantly its up to a scotch man to

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

save UK sport.

The welch bottled it, and now its up to Andy.

Yes, the whole of british sport now needs Andy Murray to save us all.

Forget the rise of the Englsih Cricket team, The Rugger Union team being No 2 in world.

Anthony Joshua, Lewis Hamilton and everyone else.

Its all down to Andy to save us.

Come on Tim.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Murray is a fully paid up professional Scotsman, married an English lass and lives in Surrey.

Anyhow, I like him, and it might be another 50 years till 'we' have a tennis player in the World Top 3 again, so come on Andrew, old chap!

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Yeh, but its tennis, and he is scotch.

Its a sport for lasses and gays to watch, its boring, and nobody really cares.

Come on Tim.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

and anyway, he needs to fuck off to his own country, We have our country back now, and he isnt one of us.

Sorry, turned into a brexit there for a minute.

Soma · **Joined:** Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:29 pm **Posts:** 574

Never really understood some people's dislike for Andy Murray. He's a completely non-offensive, extremely professional and superb sportsman who will go down in history.

I know a few people were irked about that joke a few years ago when he said he would be supporting whoever played against England (paraphrasing slightly). Only an idiot would use that as a stick to beat him with, it was just a joke.

Only in this country would a sizeable proportion of people dislike a world class sportsman because he made a joke.

Anyway, I think he'll win it. Djokovic is on another level to anyone, but after that Murray is top of the pile and he'll be devastated if he doesn't go all the way and win it now.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:56 pm

The Colonel wrote:

Yeh, but its tennis, and he is scotch.

Its a sport for lasses and gays to watch, its boring, and nobody really cares.

Come on Tim.

Scotch is a drink, he is Scots you felcher!

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Really? Jesus wept.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

The Colonel wrote:

Its a sport for lasses and gays to watch, its boring, and nobody really care..

Spot on, just like cricket.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Well how we explain Welch and Scotch playing for the English Cricket team

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Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

Soma wrote:

Never really understood some people's dislike for Andy Murray. He's a completely non-offensive, extremely professional and superb sportsman who will go down in history.

I know a few people were irked about that joke a few years ago when he said he would be supporting whoever played against England (paraphrasing slightly). Only an idiot would use that as a stick to beat him with, it was just a joke.

Only in this country would a sizeable proportion of people dislike a world class sportsman because he made a joke.

Anyway, I think he'll win it. Djokovic is on another level to anyone, but after that Murray is top of the pile and he'll be devastated if he doesn't go all the way and win it now.

He also wanted Scotland to leave the UK - the racist wazzock.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I think you mean, he wanted Scotland to move away from racist Ingurland.

And who can blame him?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Harry Hart wrote:

Soma wrote:

Never really understood some people's dislike for Andy Murray. He's a completely non-offensive, extremely professional and superb sportsman who will go down in history.

I know a few people were irked about that joke a few years ago when he said he would be supporting whoever played against England (paraphrasing slightly). Only an idiot would use that as a stick to beat him with, it was just a joke.

Only in this country would a sizeable proportion of people dislike a world class sportsman because he made a joke.

Anyway, I think he'll win it. Djokovic is on another level to anyone, but after that Murray is top of the pile and he'll be devastated if he doesn't go all the way and win it now.

He also wanted Scotland to leave the UK - the racist wazzock.

Anyway, you have some questions to answer. Take your time.

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

The Colonel wrote:

Harry Hart wrote:

Soma wrote:

Never really understood some people's dislike for Andy Murray. He's a completely non-offensive, extremely professional and superb sportsman who will go down in history.

I know a few people were irked about that joke a few years ago when he said he would be supporting whoever played against England (paraphrasing slightly). Only an idiot would use that as a stick to beat him with, it was just a joke.

Only in this country would a sizeable proportion of people dislike a world class sportsman because he made a joke.

Anyway, I think he'll win it. Djokovic is on another level to anyone, but after that Murray is top of the pile and he'll be devastated if he doesn't go all the way and win it now.

He also wanted Scotland to leave the UK - the racist wazzock.

Anyway, you have some questions to answer. Take your time.

I'm getting there - I can only come on here when I've returned home from work!

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

The Colonel wrote:

I think you mean, he wanted Scotland to move away from racist Ingurland.

And who can blame him?

I know 99% of your posts are whimsical (at least I hope they are) but I'll still bother to point out that Murray chooses to live in racist Ingurland.

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1441

Joshua? Don't you mean the real heavyweight champion Tyson Fury? Fury was even over in France supporting England. Joshua was at SW19 supporting Murray today you know...

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

Joshua was at SW19 supporting Murray today you know...

As was Mark Carney. I thought he'd be snowed under managing this 'financial crisis' the UK is going through

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

And Farage was there too - the plot thickens

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37722

The Colonel wrote:

I think you mean, he wanted Scotland to move away from racist Ingurland.

And who can blame him?

We once spent a week in a truly delightful location in Fife. We stayed bed and breakfast and every morning over breakfast the owner would give us a lecture on the evils of the English.
We didn't bite, but on leaving the owner expressed his impatience at a visit that was imminent from the tourist board. We merely pointed out that you never know who's visiting you and smiled, he made the wrong assumption and that last breakfast before departure was lecture free.
We don't have the monopoly on pig ignorance.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:45 am

There are English twaats and Scottish twaats. And the there are loads of really nice, good people of both nationalities.

Having spent loads of time in Scotland for work and pleasure I have never had any chew about being English other than usual banter that they get straight back.

Anyway, in other news. Apparantly its up to a scotch man to

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