See from the League Two review on the OS that Morecambe posted a loss of almost £830,000 in 2014/15, and another £400,000 the year before.

It doesn't look great for them going forward - they're up for sale, but who is going to take on losses of that scale on average home attendances under 2,000?

I assume HUFC's 2014/15 accounts are lost for all eternity in Ken's Black Hole, but it will be interesting, to put it mildly, to see what financial reality looks like later this year when JPNG file Pools' 2015/16 accounts.

Which they are going to do, obviously. Being a new broom an all that.

Buying Morecambe doesn't sound like a very wise move.

One of them IOR brooms that sweep stuff under carpets?

I can`t abide their assistant manager, scouse mouthy twat who played at the dizzy heights of the conference and Welsh alliance, wanker!

It wouldn't be wise buying Morecambe.

I don't think Morcombe would be a very Wise purchase.

If someone does buy Morecombe, it will bring me sunshine.

I think it could be a good Little Ern-er.

I thought they must be struggling when I noticed for night games last years they were using four candles as floodlights.










(I nearly posted this earlier realising the quip's fundamental flaw just before hitting post )

[quote="PJPoolie"]I thought they must be struggling when I noticed for night games last years they were using four candles as floodlights.
The four candles (fork 'andles) sketch has nothing to do with Morecambe..........Wise up man !!!!!

You talk like Janet Street Porter
You dance like Morecambe and Wise
Your clothes are all made by Primark
'Cos nobody else does your size, no they don't...

a ha a ha

Didn't know Sarstedt did an update.