Horlicks or Ovaltine?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:53 pm

This time of year I like a cup before bed. ATM I currently favour Ovaltine.

Whats your preference?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:20 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

A warm bath followed by a rub down from an attractive nurse with gentle hands.

[x] Thread has potential if My Monkeybutt is the Nurse!

For the record I do not know if Mr Monkeybutt has gentle hands!

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

The Bishop wrote:

This time of year I like a cup before bed. ATM I currently favour Ovaltine.

Whats your preference?

Fook me, have I been transported back to the 70s, do they still sell that stuff

Oh and thanks, I now have 'we are the ovaltineys' going through my head

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:08 am

The Bishop wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

A warm bath followed by a rub down from an attractive nurse with gentle hands.

[x] Thread has potential if My Monkeybutt is the Nurse!

For the record I do not know if Mr Monkeybutt has gentle hands!

I do as it happens, all those years in a sink full of Fairy!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:26 am

i prefer horlicks, as long as they have been checked for std`s

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

monkeybutt wrote:

I do as it happens, all those years in a Fairy!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:04 pm

Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

I do as it happens, all those years in a Fairy!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:25 pm

Chesssington wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

This time of year I like a cup before bed. ATM I currently favour Ovaltine.

Whats your preference?

Fook me, have I been transported back to the 70s, do they still sell that stuff

Oh and thanks, I now have 'we are the ovaltineys' going through my head

Sorry Mr Chessington about the song. As for the above beverages, I get mine from Poundstretchers. I was talking to my mate today and he was saying you can get a Malteser hot beverage now. He reckons they are crap and taste nowt like Maltesers!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:44 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

i prefer horlicks, as long as they have been checked for std`s

i know i'll be giving your Crab mousse recipe a miss, mr butt.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

What sort of person drinks Horlicks. It is the sputum of Satan.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:12 pm

Come on Mr I, Horlicks and Ovaltine are nice comforting, warm,relaxing, tasty just before bed Hot Beverages. You can taste the Malty Goodness! You should give both a try.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:46 am

If I want malty goodness I will have a beer

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:57 am

If I want malty goodness I will have a beer and a big bag of Maltesers.

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