I'm working in Manchester for 3 weeks in May.

Anyone on here know where is decent to eat on a night, good boozers, comedy nights etc...

If you had asked this question 30 years ago when I lived there then the answer would still be no, just bored

Take an Umbrella

They sell smart water in most corner shops.

Where abouts in Manchester are you staying?

Good boozers everywhere and some great places to eat but can be very pricey. Spinningfields is a good place for drinks. A bit arty-farty some of them though (Alchemist).

There is the Sinclairs for cheap cheap beer right next to the printworks. Printworks has food places and a Bierkeller for all your sporting needs Few dodgy places in there too... you'll spot them a mile off though. Also, right outside of the printworks is a gents club called Victorias or something like that, always been too battered to see the sign on the way in.....

Wetherspoons is cheap for food and beer.

Last time I was in Manchester we wen't to a place called the A1 (I think or something like it) Chinese Buffet which was very good. I think it was near a Wetherspoons in the City Centre ish. Also I seem to remember the Chinese Buffet place was downstairs.

Peachy Keens, upstairs in print works, top notch buffet, all sorts to choose from

Bishop, that A1, it's not a restaurant, pet. It's a motorway. Heaven knows what you were eating from the 'buffet'. Hedgehogs? Nettle soup?

The area where all the poof bars is a good night but I can't remember what it's called

You see some proper sites around there but is a good night

Canal Street, which constantly has the 'C' obscured.

Watch out for the Manchester Canal Pusher.

And Purple Aki.

Last time I went out in Manchester I went to the warehouse project and couldn't see my hand I front of my face I found someone more fucked than I was and sold him a glow stick for £20

Think that you are confusing the A1 with the M1 there Ms Grabec

What about the A1(M)?

Technically it's still not the A1

Never tried it but Nettle Soup is supposed to be rather tasty. Had Hedgehog crisps (showing my age a bit) but never Hedgehog. However amazingly, I know if you ever cook a Hedgehog cover it in mud before you cook it. That way when cooked you pull the mud off and the prickly bits come off with it.

Clay not Mud....Sussex told me!!!!

Oh, fine. So it's all right to let the Bishop eat hedgehogs and dead sparrows, just because the A1 isn't a motorway? It's because of people like you that the country's in the mess it is.

Counted 7 dead pheasants on the road to Carlisle, all male, could have had a feast of pheasant breast in a blackberry jus and confit potato, parsnip crisp and celeriac puree

They would perform better up front than Bingham, even as roadkill