Never been a big fan of puter games but since the boy had an x box and somebody gave me a copy to experiment, I have spent the last 3 days in the same clothes, wearing a baseball cap btf, eating pizza, drinking pop and not washing, where has this been all my life!

On the down side, the new wife not too happy

You mean you used to actually wash?

Once a week if required, on a water meter

I heard she was happy it was keeping you occupied while she nips out for a proper shag with a young bloke.