How come you can't get cat flavoured dog food?

Or how come you can't get mouse or sparrow flavoured cat food?

:? :?

How come you can't get straw flavoured horse food?
Or insect flavoured gecko food?

But you can get fanny flavoured tuna fish canned.

Look at it another way. How do you know you can't get cat flavoured dog food?

Our dog is fucking radged!!!! :|

It's a very fussy eater and we've been trying loads of different tinned dog food and it just turns it's nose up at them....the same goes with dried food!!!! :|

But it will eat left overs....but only if it sees you scraping it off the plate into its bowl!!!! :?

I thought I'd try it on tinned cat food....it fucking loves it!!!! :|

But that's cat food, not cat-flavoured food.

Yeah....and our Dog is a Dog....not a Cat!!!! :| :| :|