I know you don't to like my online persona because I took the piss a bit about your Twin Towers conspiracy (still though, dustified!!? Still not a word or a thing) but do you remember I mentioned the lad I work with of like mind? Who I really like by the way, today he aired my favourite ever conspiracy theory;'

Paul McCartney actually died in a car crash when he was 18, but the Beatles were doing so well that couldn't afford to break this news so the replaced him with a better musician who looked similar. However far fetched, Marcians, massive energy weapons (mmm matron) reptilian sub humans ruling the World I reckon that is the best one I have ever heard. It's beautiful in its simplicity.

There's a documentary on Youtube about it... The Winged Beatle