Classic Thread (ii) Mutley's dildos.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:42 pm

Admin wrote:

Mutley has removed the actual image under fear of death from 'er indoors but the evidence is still there.......

A Favour!!!!

She said....

'There's a Dildo under the bed and a Vibrator in the cupboard, will you put them in the Attic cos the Gas Man is coming in the morning and might need to be in the cupboard and he might have to look under the floorboards'!!!!

I said....'Move them yourself you cheeky bastard....just cos we're married etc etc'!!!!

I never really said the last bit....she would have clouted me!!!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I bet she'll be over the moon when she finds out that you have put that on a public message board :grin:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Stand them up on the chest of drawers - like some kind of modern art sculpture. I'm sure she'll see the funny side.

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:37 pm

what worries me is why did you not know where they were :shock:

womanwhoslippedonapastie · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:39 pm

Is there a difference twixt a dildo and vibrator, apart from the vibrating?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:11 pm

tell everyone on here, but whatever you do don't let the gas man find out!!!!! :eek:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Mutley. Have you considered the possibility that the gasman is a member of the Bunker ?

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:31 pm

have you considered that these implements might just belong to the gas man and your lass dose not want to return them :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37791

Mr I wrote:

Mutley. Have you considered the possibility that the gasman is a member of the Bunker ?

What if the meter's in the attic...?

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

I can think of far better places to store such items :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37791

3Quid wrote:

I can think of far better places to store such items :grin:

Would they both fit, might be a touch uncomfortable!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

We need a picture to give the proper advice Mutt.

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:18 pm

Snowy wrote:

3Quid wrote:

I can think of far better places to store such items :grin:

Would they both fit, might be a touch uncomfortable!

er rather sickly 1 in each.....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37791

Well, I laughed.... :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:34 am

Mr I wrote:

We need a picture to give the proper advice Mutt.

I'll try my best!!!! \:D/

Does the Gas Man have to be in the picture aswell???? 8-[

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:47 am

Sorry about the picture....I spilt something on me camera in Malta and it's goosed!!!!

[-o< [-X [-o<

=P~

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:49 am

BTW....they are not all our lasses....one of them's mine!!!!

Have a guess which one's mine!!!! =P~ =P~

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:57 am

That coat hanger needs putting in a wardrobe.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:59 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

That coat hanger needs putting in a wardrobe.

=P~ =P~

I'm waiting for someone to say....

'That Bellend could do with a polish'!!!! :-#

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

I reckon the cock and balls go in a strap on harness and your lass gives you rock all with it, you dirty little chimp.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:15 pm

Quakerz wrote:

I reckon the cock and balls go in a strap on harness and your lass gives you rock all with it, you dirty little chimp.

Yep!!!! :sweet: :sweet:

But the perverted thing about it is your cock is dribbling with pre-cum thinking about it....you dirty train loving slut!!!!

:sweet:

:sweet:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37791

Quakerz wrote:

I reckon the cock and balls go in a strap on harness and your lass gives you rock all with it, you dirty little chimp.

Well, we all know what your fantasy is don't we...

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:36 pm

is four dils a normal average??

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Leaving sissors on a table like that if a bit dangerous, sissors should always be stored out of harms way.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Whats in the red box ?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:58 pm

Mr I wrote:

Whats in the red box ?

Aha ha....the red box!!!! :grin:

I'm glad someone mentioned it!!!! :sweet:

Inside is my 'Dubbin and Cloths' for me boots!!!! :sweet:

But the 'Red Tin' is actually an 'Old Spice' Tin!!!! :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:00 pm

Do they take standard batteries Mutt?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37791

Is that a gearbox on the purple one...? :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:14 pm

Give your lass a surprise: buy her a BAT!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:59 pm

That's is fucking horrible!!!! :laugh:

Our lass....He's quite big for a Bat isn't he!!!! :sweet: :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:34 pm

I think this thread rivals Kev's new chair as the best one ever on here.

Absolutely superb.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:40 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Sorry about the picture....I spilt something on me camera in Malta and it's goosed!!!!

[-o< [-X [-o<

=P~

Old skool them like....even Skye doesn't fetch them now....but it was fun in the Burn Valley watching Skye trying to pick it up whilst in Max.Vibe....how we laughed....then ran when the Dog Catcher turned up....batteries pinched from Maynews in desperation....

Eh....desperation????

Yep....I was desperate to nick something and those were the closest at hand!!!! confised

Satisfied????

Spose that'll do....but don't run next time....it wasn't like this in the old days....

For a start batteries weren't invented....and neither were Computer Desks....but Welsh Dessers were still lokking shite....full of plates that you couldn't use unless your gran turned up which....lets be honest....wasn't gonna happen....she left the family the Welsh Dresser in her Willl....but like Mammy said....'Nah Fecking Chance'....(in a southern Welsh accent....boyo)!!!! confised

Fecking'll....I wish I could translate all this into words....paragraphs....

would be

a mira

cle but well worth all the studying I'M doing....I just ish I knew what I was studying!!!! confised

Such Talent....Such a Waste....Me Stomach is Hurting....Writers Block!!!! banghead

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:28 am

Brilliant! My sides are aching.

By the way Mr I, after 4 and a half years scissors are spelt with a c. :laugh:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:56 pm

Even Skye doesn't pick them up now... :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:16 pm

BASTARDS!!!! rage

The 'John Holmes Dildo' Thread was better!!!! :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:40 pm

I'm just happy that someone else is taking some pelters as well.

True story, my ex was getting a new carpet fitted in her bedroom and the fitters picked up her bedside cabinet to move it into the next bedroom.

Underneath it was a 'rabbit' and three condoms.

The fitter picked them up and handed them to her without cracking his face. clappp

I bet they spent dinner time pissing themselves laughing. :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:07 am

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Look what I just found on a bewers' chat site.
A photo of the Mutley one's hobby room posted by none other than Mrs Mutts herself.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

always worth another read.

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