Cameron and the dead pig

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:34 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3mJu16BZx

If this lot is true its way worse than anything Corbyn did in the 80s. Putting aside the drugs and shagging I'd like to hear his answer to the charges of trying to get a blow job off a dead pig and listening to Supertramp on a regular basis.

MFR · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:05 am

Press conference

Cameron: Anyone have any questions

*everyone raises hands*

Cameron: That aren't about the pig?

*everyone lowers hands*

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:12 am

I always thought Cameron was just a boring annoying boar, but now he is hogging the headlines away from Corbyn.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12381

Something or someone will save his bacon.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Cameron is a posh twerp and a useless prime minister, but helping the Daily Mail to spread rumour and innuendo about any of their targets is always the devil's work.

Their problem with 'Dave' is he ain't right wing enough.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:04 pm

I hope Cameron replicates the Bill Clinton speech

" I did not have sexual relations with...."

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:25 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

Cameron is a posh twerp and a useless prime minister, but helping the Daily Mail to spread rumour and innuendo about any of their targets is always the devil's work.

Their problem with 'Dave' is he ain't right wing enough.

Posting the link made me feel dirty but he's gone way beyond the usual telling porkies that you expect from politicians. His behaviour couldn't have been rasher.

billygoatblue · **Joined:** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:30 am **Posts:** 606

Bestiality, necrophilia and exhibitionism. Pretty good going to tick 3 boxes in one act.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:56 pm

You've named yourself after a dead male goat - were you ever a mate of Dave's?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:58 pm

Who hasn`t tried to get a blow job from a dead animal/corpse, let you without sin cast the doofer etc :hand:

I did with a sheeps head years ago

Cameron and the dead pig

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