Driving through town tonight and there he was strutting away like a peacock in a disco the proud possessor of the new Newcastle shirt. If he could have pushed his chest out any further he could have been sued by Desperate Dan for infringing his comic copryright. His 'companion' while more soberly dressed sported a Newcsatle tattoo to set off his ensemble.
I wonder how many matches they get to in the flesh, so to speak.

Hoping they were proper geordies just visiting Hartlepool.
I dont think you will get any lower than born n bred hartlepool mags talking in a geordie accent.

i'm wondering if steve mclaren will adopt the geordie accent next season?

To emulate his Twente interview it would have to be dumbed down English with Geordie highlights.


"Aa sort of knaad, when aa came here, and errr no Chimpanzleague", Liverpool or Arsenal, I think maybe none of them wor's ganna draw, hinny; en it isn't Arsenal aa think."

"It must be very shpecial for you pershonally, marra."

"Yeh aa er, aa em, why aye man. It's one of the reasons aa came because ... a good team, and no qualify chimpanzleague, so ...... is exciting for wor arl like."

"Arshenal is a big team. What are your chances of deein a win againsht Arshenal?"

"Aa say aa think we are not just, errr, what yous caal underdogs ... but git wasser underdogs."