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roadrunner
 Post subject: Best caption?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:10 pm 
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Just been looking on OS at Day 3 Pictures.

Look at pictures 5 Matthew Bates.

See who can come up with best caption

I'll start "Please God roll on Friday".

No good with links.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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roadrunner wrote:

No good with links.


Its not hard.

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Lord_of_Stranton
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Lord, spare me the monkey bars and I will never send any lasses pictures of my cock ever again.
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Coffin Dodger
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It had been a cause of great concern to Mathew that one of the younger members of the team had liberally applied super glue to the toilet seat.

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yloop
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:23 pm 
Why do I look so much like Lord of Stranton's profile pic?
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kevin pooles gloves
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Why did i sign that reduced contract.
Wish i was in me pub getting lashed n spinning me helmet about!
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
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If that twat doesn't stop resting his boots on my back, I'll..... um! hope he does in a minute.

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ed-t-ball
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I need some new art for my café... Pollock, Emin, Rosenquist.. oh I don't know.. I must ask Chip

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PJPoolie
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I fear for my friend Stuart Parnaby's career, this injury could be step too far this time that finger nail looked really nasty, I urge you all #prayforStuart
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The front offside wheel on that tank looks a bit dodgy.

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What the f__k have I done to deserve this?
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pooliecrab
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Our Ken who art in Aberdeen,
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ed-t-ball
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Parp!!!

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:10 pm 
"At first it was funny....gluing my hands together....then a pair of boots on my back....but pubes allover my moi....had enough....telling me Mam about this like"!!!! sadx
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Best caption?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:30 pm 
Lord_of_Stranton wrote:
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Jeez i`m fucked!
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monkeybutt wrote:
Lord_of_Stranton wrote:
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Jeez i`m fucked!


What with the state of the Euro and the Greek economy in tatters, (bound to affect tourism), not to mention the budget, I have to contend with THIS.
Is there no end to it?

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Dear Lord will I ever get a game Ahmen !

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Montpoolier
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I have to admit that military clobber really suits him. He could be in some TV show like, oh I don't know, British forces playing peacekeepers somewhere. Maybe call it Warriors.

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