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grabec
 Post subject: Why are we all here?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 3:57 pm 
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Does anyone have any ideas?
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Why are we all here?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 4:02 pm 
The Bunker, this planet or in our own heads?
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grabec
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I was going to say 'in our heads' as the other two might not really exist. But then of course heads might not really exist, either.

The most anyone can say is that we are thoughts. I am a thought, yloop. And you are a thought too.
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grabec
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Well, fine. Sorry for the let down.
A person can never ask deep meaningful questions on here without some clever dick undermining everything.
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Mr Ripper
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I'm not here.

I'm there.

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grabec
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Mr Ripper wrote:
I'm not here.

I'm there.


When I stop thinking about you, you will vanish. Nervous, huh?

I will choose my moment.
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returnofaido
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:18 pm 
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i'm only here for the free sex
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grabec
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returnofaido wrote:
i'm only here for the free sex


Right, well, I believe Mr Offshore has posted his room number, so off you go......
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Mr Irrelevant
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Nice to see you back Diane.
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grabec
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Thank you Mr I, very kind.
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returnofaido
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grabec wrote:
returnofaido wrote:
i'm only here for the free sex


Right, well, I believe Mr Offshore has posted his room number, so off you go......


i've met mr offshore, and believe me, despite his best attempts, it's a non-starter.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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It's good to be nosey ... remember, your business is my business..ha ha ha ha ha
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Snowy
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grabec wrote:
Does anyone have any ideas?

Because several million cells got together purely by chance and decided to be you, ...... for a while. :wink:

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Mr Ripper
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I've disappeared.

I'm off to commit heinous crimes.

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Snowy
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Mr Ripper wrote:
I've disappeared.

I'm off to commit heinous crimes.

We all know we aren't here for ever, but when you really meet the moment where you realise you're only 'visiting'...life becomes much more worthwhile.Enjoy. :wink:
....and don't waste another second wondering why you're here, use the time to enjoy it.

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Snowy
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Mr Ripper wrote:
I've disappeared.

I'm off to commit heinous crimes.

We all know we aren't here for ever, but when you really meet the moment where you realise you're only 'visiting'...life becomes much more worthwhile.Enjoy. :wink:
....and don't waste another second wondering why you're here, use the time to enjoy it.

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demented twig
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grabec wrote:
Does anyone have any ideas?

because god made us..mind you when i went to see him to get made i asked him for a chin...he thought i said gin and gave me a double

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grabec
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Snowy wrote:
grabec wrote:
Does anyone have any ideas?

Because several million cells got together purely by chance and decided to be you, ...... for a while. :wink:


If only. At least half of them have formed a splinter group that've decided to be someone else with the same face. This is one reason why I can never decide whether to have tea or coffee.
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shilts
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grabec wrote:
Snowy wrote:
grabec wrote:
Does anyone have any ideas?

Because several million cells got together purely by chance and decided to be you, ...... for a while. :wink:


If only. At least half of them have formed a splinter group that've decided to be someone else with the same face. This is one reason why I can never decide whether to have tea or coffee.


:laugh:

As Mr I pointed out, good to have you back posting. :grin:
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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Why are we all here?
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grabec wrote:
Snowy wrote:
grabec wrote:
Does anyone have any ideas?

Because several million cells got together purely by chance and decided to be you, ...... for a while. :wink:


If only. At least half of them have formed a splinter group that've decided to be someone else with the same face. This is one reason why I can never decide whether to have tea or coffee.

I'm on about your several million, nof the spare.

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