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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Sick a bit in my mouth;

https://teechip.com/hartlepool901

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:26 pm

If you're going to be a plastic why draw attention to where you're from? Never understood this mentality.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:30 pm

Just came on here to post this. Jesus Fuck.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:33 pm

Anyway I though Man City played in blue?

hartlefool79 · **Joined:** Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:07 pm **Posts:** 299

Absolutely awful. Hope they all get stolen and burnt

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:02 pm

I seen it on Facebook and a piece of me died.

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grumpytheelf · **Joined:** Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:21 am **Posts:** 158

I'm sure the person who came up with that has no interest in football but anyone who buys one wants shooting just to keep the average IQ of the population up.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:34 pm

Who's the poster who creates the banners and stuff for The Bunker?
I reckon he ought to 'redesign' that hoodie. Reword it along the lines of 'On gameday I sell my soul to the devil, and feel the need to associate myself with a sporting entity of which I have absolutely zero affinity, just to fill the void in my sad, empty, vacuous life, and I have a very small penis.'

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1575

Is this one of those times where physical violence is acceptable?

Must be borderline if not

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

I read this and wanted to shout

"For Fucks Sake"

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

It's similar when you view that god awful hufc Facebook page, get wankers talking utter shit clearly with no clue about football, you click their profile and they always are full of Man U or Liverpool links. Always ugly too.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:06 pm

To be fair, nothing proves they are going to be able to sell any of these priced-in-dollars [YOUR TOWN NAME HERE] abortions.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:31 pm

This season's must have for gunts everywhere...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37823

yloop wrote:

Just came on here to post this. Jesus Fuck.

WTF ..is 'game day'.... ?
So let's reword the top....

I may be despised in Hartlepool
BUT on 'game' day
my need to feel part of something apparently successful and not insecure,
cause me to wear this vomit inducing rag when I watch my team on the telly.
......I need help really.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

As sickeningly awful as the top is, what is equally questionable is what sort of browsing habits do you have to find it in the first place. :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:09 am

What would really amuse me is if among their random selection of places to look for potential traitors they included the likes of "I might live in Shaw Lane Aquaforce but..."

poolietim · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:48 am

Our only hope, and by that i mean man kind, is that when the recipients open up their package to try on their new garment, to their surprise and horror the hoodies are lined with polonium 210

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Are you all trying to tell me that these aren't going to be bought by born and bred Manchester United fans from Salford who just happened to move to Hartlepool?

Shame on you all.

manog9 · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:26 pm **Posts:** 7

There must be a law that anyone wearing one of these in Hartlepool must get twatted.

attackontitan · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:37 am **Posts:** 269

To be fair I'd be surprised if anyone has ever bought any of these. It's like Facebook spams your interests and makes them up for you. I follow Boston Bruins and it sends adverts for 'I live in Hartlepool but my heart belongs in Boston' hoodies.

Maybe Facebook has just outed your secret love for Man Utd?

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