Darlo

Hartlepool davey · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:14 pm **Posts:** 270

Darlington beat spennymoor 3-2 in their play off match tonight lucky twats

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

And.......

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:50 pm

Is it 1 or 2 legs

HonestPoolie · **Joined:** Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:46 pm **Posts:** 663

Only 1 leg, darlo had home advantage. 2 late goals for Darlo

butchers block · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:58 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Is it 1 or 2 legs

No - Going by the avatar it looks like two feet.

sam collin's ugly brother · **Joined:** Wed May 09, 2012 3:57 pm **Posts:** 734

Hartlepool davey wrote:

Darlington beat spennymoor 3-2 in their play off match tonight lucky twats

On a slightly more interesting note, just removed a splinter from my finger.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:03 pm

I have been fraped, bring back fuck nose :angry-tappingfoot:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:11 pm

Attachment:

man-in-sandals-and-socks-no.jpg

This more like it!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:02 pm

To be fair the sandals in that particular pic shouldn't be allowed on the streets with or without socks.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Fuck Darlo, Scunny have got new trialists in!

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:36 pm

What league are Darlo in now? Are they promoted or do they have another game?

Forgive the ignorance - I can't be arsed to look to find out....

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Jonny wrote:

What league are Darlo in now? Are they promoted or do they have another game?

Forgive the ignorance - I can't be arsed to look to find out....

They've got another game of three pots and in then a game of foul footy to decide if they go up to the next level which requires 50% less dog shit to be on pitch.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:31 am

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1451

Is it at Wembley?

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:33 am

Nah, it's at Bishop. We won the last time we played at Wembley!

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

Is that enough time to wash the jumpers you use for goalposts?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22676

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

Is it at Wembley?

Ooh, you lined that one up nicely.

poolsbabe14 · **Joined:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:37 pm **Posts:** 98

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/ ... _popup.jpg

darlo are tier 8 if win will be in tier 7 (pj poolie) answer to ur question

poolsbabe14 · **Joined:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:37 pm **Posts:** 98

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1 ... l_tickets/

lmao

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 10:41 am

"It's a bit disorganised. There were supposed to be two tables, one for season ticket holders and one for everyone else but there isn't.

"There's just three ladies but they are doing a fantastic job."

FRENZY!!! :angry-screaming:

unruly poolie · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:12 pm **Posts:** 1015

https://twitter.com/DarloTrust

Comical Scenes!

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:02 am

What's so funny about a sell out?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

poolsbabe14 wrote:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/14/article-2293147-18A7EBF1000005DC-60_634x343_popup.jpg

darlo are tier 8 if win will be in tier 7 (pj poolie) answer to ur question

What about Scunthorpe?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

What's so funny about a sell out?

In this case the standard of football

unruly poolie · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:12 pm **Posts:** 1015

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

What's so funny about a sell out?

No priority for Season Ticket holders.

Scenes like this in the Car Park.

Jumpers for goalposts stuff

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

'Spendy' when talking about Spenymoor?

That could be the most cringeworthy thing ever.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:48 pm

"There'll be hell on if there's none left when people turn up tonight after work,"

:laugh:

Fucking hell.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Bamber Bridge in the Final eh?

Couldnt help thinking of this bloke....

Headlines to be "Darlo Bamberoozled" when they get beat.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Nah, it's at Bishop. We won the last time we played at Wembley!

When did you ever play at Wembley???

You only formed a few years ago and have been northern league pub standard ever since. Trips to Northwich Victoria are about as good as it gets.

Strange comeback

Only Pools & Horses · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:01 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Is it 1 or 2 legs

Spennymoor? Clearly only playing with 1 leg if Darlo beat them!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:18 pm

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

Is it at Wembley?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:19 pm

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

Don't let these relegation scrappers bother you mr roadkill..

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

Don't let these relegation scrappers bother you mr roadkill..

Or these football league fans, they're beneath you.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:33 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Haha PJ wrong again. We beat spendy last night. The play off final is this Saturday.

Don't let these relegation scrappers bother you mr roadkill..

Or these football league fans, they're beneath you.

Isn't it only around late April that you feel the benefit of league status ?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:35 pm

Little chance that you'll feel the benefit of league status again before you're shouting for nurse to change your nappy.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12382

I saw something funny the other day. darlo were selling raffle tickets to raise funds. Ist prize was a season ticket, 2nd prize was four season tickets.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:53 pm

derwent wrote:

I saw something funny the other day. darlo were selling raffle tickets to raise funds. Ist prize was a season ticket, 2nd prize was four season tickets.

Funny ? we'll see how big your pockets are one day.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:57 pm

MIND IT!!! confised

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

born toulouse wrote:

Little chance that you'll feel the benefit of league status again before you're shouting for nurse to change your nappy.

The only thing this inbred yokel sees the benefit of are benefits.

He's had a busy day today he had to sign on then go to work.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:10 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Little chance that you'll feel the benefit of league status again before you're shouting for nurse to change your nappy.

The only thing this inbred yokel sees the benefit of are benefits.

He's had a busy day today he had to sign on then go to work.

Are you rattled Pj ? .

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

What have I got to be rattled about exactly?

Your craic in fucking terrible. I'm not rattled about that in the slightest. Threads like this are a humorous interlude were we laugh at the less fortunate.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:22 pm

Shat yer pants before last week though eh PJ

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Shouldn't the thread title ^^ be Darlow?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:34 pm

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Shat yer pants before last week though eh PJ

I just wish he get more involved with the trust,fundraising posts etc.

.these darlo threads carried a punch a few years ago..more like a limp wrist nowadays mr roadkill.. :laugh:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Shat yer pants before last week though eh PJ

I was relieved Pools stayed in the League that is true. But this is a Pools forum I don't really see what relevance or interest a game between two teams we've never played competitively in the Evostick League has on here.

I can confirm that I have, as an adult never knowingly 'shat my pants' though and if I am to in the future hopefully it will be over something far less trivial than a football result.

I don't think the mood on here has changed much though what we did have some grace from when we started winning and looking less doomed, was your awful contribution to this forum creaming your pants at the prospect of us going out of the League. Blessed relief.

We didn't go out of the League by the way, Hartlepool United never have in our history.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:16 pm

You used to be such a giggle when you were in league 1 PJ.

By the way it wasn't one of us who started this thread.

Darlo

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