The Bogs at York City

Brian Clough · **Joined:** Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:39 pm **Posts:** 282

last season i heard the funniest thing ever in the bogs at york.

It's half time 2000 poolies cram in for there half time piss.

Some bloke says who the fuck built these bogs ?

Another bloke shouts the Romans!

Sorry to the guy next to mee who i pissed all over !

bbolt

horden · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:58 am

I grew up on this type of bog, love them,they are 5 star compared to the ones we used have on the Clarence Road side. Will report back on the standard of bog in the York End later

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:19 am

A couple of seasons ago a Poolie sat on the sink and had a shit!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37849

horden wrote:

I grew up on this type of bog, love them,they are 5 star compared to the ones we used have on the Clarence Road side. Will report back on the standard of bog in the York End later

'we used to have'...... yeah, once. But we've moved on since then.
Theirs , to be fair, were extensively modernised in the Middle Ages. If the Time Team is looking for a medieval shithouse to get stuck into, these must tick all the boxes.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I liked the ones at Spotland from the same vintage were you could still watch the match the whilst pissing!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:32 am

Is it true York are having a new ground built? Their away end must be the worst in all the leagues!

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1575

Pompey's were a blast from the past. Concrete trough. They'd tried to make them a bit more modern by painting the things, look even worse

Pooliegan · **Joined:** Fri May 14, 2010 6:13 pm **Posts:** 624

Was disappointed when York put a roof oin the away bogs. Used to enjoy having a piddle whilst worrying if a seagull would pap on me

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:40 pm

I remember one freezing Tuesday night at Saltergate, went for a piss at half time, and my cock had virtually retreated right into my body. Could just about get my finger and thumb round my bell end to direct the flow. If there had been a roof on the bogs, I would have had to wrap it round my wrist like normal.

mr elkots · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:41 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I remember one freezing Tuesday night at Saltergate, went for a piss at half time, and my cock had virtually retreated right into my body. Could just about get my finger and thumb round my bell end to direct the flow. If there had been a roof on the bogs, I would have had to wrap it round my wrist like normal.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

Was talking about this with a number of people today.....does the quality of the wall really matter where you take a piss

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:55 pm

As long as it doesn't spray back onto your shoes/jeans then it doesn't matter.

Bootham Crescent, like the Vic, Griffin Park, St James Park (Exeter), Gigg Lane and a few in non-league should be national treasures which are listed and preserved. Loads of great grounds have either been demolished or unnecessarily modernised, and in a few years there will be a lot of people asking why nothing was done to stop it.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I had a piss in the sink like, no shame.

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

That was just at home tho

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HonestPoolie · **Joined:** Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:46 pm **Posts:** 663

The main thing with the toilets is they were so small. I enjoyed listening to a fan asking a steward where he could have a crap and the answer was not in thr away end.

The only criticism of the terraces I have is there being no roof so noise doesn't travel as far.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

HonestPoolie wrote:

The main thing with the toilets is they were so small. I enjoyed listening to a fan asking a steward where he could have a crap and the answer was not in thr away end.

The only criticism of the terraces I have is there being no roof so noise doesn't travel as far.

Has anyone ever taken a dump at the match

Surely it's an unwritten rule, like not going when you are at school confised

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:11 am

I had to have one at Hearts V Dundee United a few years ago. It was like the bog on Trainspotting.

horden · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:13 am

I feel duty bound to report the bogs in the home end were better than those in the away end. Similar Brick out house style but covered with aluminium urinals to pee in rather than in the gutter. When York move the toilets should be donated to Beamish Museum.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:15 am

Beamish wouldn't have them, they're from a previous era.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37849

What's that big cortugated tank in the corner next to the homestand..? It's always been there..does it store the seasons total piss output pumped from the gutters of the away end bogs in one rancid cortugated reservoir for future use..? Rumour has it, allowing for evaporation, the vintage goes back to 1982.

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