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MutleyRules
 Post subject: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:05 am 
In my life....in 42 years!!!! confised

Guess what I done!!!! confised

I'm ashamed....but feel comfortable with it!!!! sadx :-D
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mr elkots
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MutleyRules wrote:
In my life....in 42 years!!!! confised

Guess what I done!!!! confised

I'm ashamed....but feel comfortable with it!!!! sadx :-D


Took a real cock up your ass, after years of dildo abuse :o
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:25 am 
Close....but not correct....unfortunately!!!! sadx
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mr elkots
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MutleyRules wrote:
Close....but not correct....unfortunately!!!! sadx



In the mouth?
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PJPoolie
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Pissed in the bath?

Second guess, shit in the bath?
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:28 am 
Shit....that sounds as though I've just returned Gay....unfortunately!!!! :?

I haven't....FFS....UNFORTUNATELY!!!! :?
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:29 am 
PJPoolie wrote:
Pissed in the bath?

Second guess, shit in the bath?


Child's Play!!!! :roll:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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MutleyRules wrote:
In my life....in 42 years!!!! confised

Guess what I done!!!! confised

I'm ashamed....but feel comfortable with it!!!! sadx :-D



Frank Maloney got anything to do with it ?
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:31 am 
mr elkots wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Close....but not correct....unfortunately!!!! sadx



In the mouth?


You obviously haven't seen the size of it!!!! :-o 0
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PJPoolie
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Sorry Mr Muttley I was going down the lines of that it would be something we've all done and you prided yourself in never having done it as a kid.

One more go from me then; Murdered a male prostitute, chopped him up and fed him to the dog?

Just to make things a little more 'adult' on this fine Wednesday evening.
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You wore a tie and shirt for the day and ordered a pint of lemonade ? sctatchinghead
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Snogged an actual Doggy ?
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Had a brainwave ??
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Turned down a can of John Smiths?
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Agreed to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show ?
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:07 pm 
Nah....I bought myself some Boxer Shorts!!!! :uhoh:

First time I've ever bought my own!!!! :?

And come to think of it....the other week I bought myself some socks aswell....another first!!!! :uhoh:
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the other week I bought myself some socks aswell...


So you had to foot the bill?

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Did you have fat mans rub in the others?

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MutleyRules wrote:
Nah....I bought myself some Boxer Shorts!!!! :uhoh:

First time I've ever bought my own!!!! :?

And come to think of it....the other week I bought myself some socks aswell....another first!!!! :uhoh:

pipe and slippers next?

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I Done One Thing Yesterday For The 1st Time Ever....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:37 pm 
Bought myself a new pair of slippers last month....Mocassins!!!! :-D
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You now only need a a pair of trousers and a jumper and you can go out
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You been going commando all this time Mr Mutley?! Finally caught the 'old man' in the zip and thought enough was enough?

Or did the existing pair wander off? :)
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poolieinnottingham
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MutleyRules wrote:
Bought myself a new pair of slippers last month....Mocassins!!!! :-D


Me dad used to wear them, lasted him ages. I can only remember him owning two different pairs. Every few years he would rethread them with new leather.

I can only remember him having two different dressing gowns too.

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You been going commando all this time Mr Mutley?! Finally caught the 'old man' in the zip and thought enough was enough?

Or did the existing pair wander off? :)


Lacy g string I reckon. bbolt

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