...sometimes wake up in the morning needing a dump, but 'bakes' it so they can do it at work?

I've tried 'baking' it a few times and nearly shat myself on the way to work!
I prefer my morning ablutions to be conducted in the comfort of my own bathroom.
Saying that though, there's nothing wrong with finishing off when you get to work!

I have honed my system so I have a dump at around 12.30 - 1pm every week day at work.

weekends, well things go a little to pot.

UTt= joy

UtT= confusion.

Ut= total disorientation.

A good ol early clear out wakes you up more. .i prefer the 7am motions.

Nothing like a paid shit.

Especially just before dinner therefore extending my time away from actual work and making space for said dinner

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Have to go half an hour after I get out of bed irrespective of what time that is.

U= Up out of bed

T= Toilet.

t = toast....

....hope that helps

Where's Atweazle this threads right up his scatological alley..

Thanks Snowy.