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 Post subject: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:07 pm 
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Is his leg like properly dead?

Some injury that like, surely its bruised and can make a recovery!! How long has ne been out?

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:12 pm 
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I suffered a dead leg last Thursday at Football, my thigh has been in agony since but with no bruising. It's a mad little injury.

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:29 pm 
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By all accounts he still has two good legs.

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:31 pm 
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When did this injury occur? 1st game of the season?


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Montpoolier wrote:
By all accounts he still has two good legs.

clappp Good to some posters maintaining the tradition of Master Bates penis jokes.


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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When they announced about Fenwick they said it was more serious than first though, it caused an internal bleed in his leg as well or something


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Maybe Marlon could drop back and play as Bates leg.

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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phil wrote:
RIP Matty Bates leg.


:laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:05 pm 
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When is the minutes applause for Matty's leg?

The 3rd minute?


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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I'm raising money for a statue of Matty's leg.

Donations to HUST.

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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ed-t-ball wrote:
I'm raising money for a statue of Matty's leg.

Donations to HUST.

Is it the same leg????

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Been out with "bone bruising" for a few weeks now?

I wasnt aware bone could even get bruised.

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Sounds like a soft southerner injury.


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Is there any news of this injury then? Maybe I just miss the updates but whats happened with Jones and Woods too? They were all supposed to be little knocks but seem to be taking forever to recover?

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Woods has been back in training since last week and nearly made the bench Saturday I think.

Not sure on Jones every week Hignett says he's not far away, Bates dead leg must have fairly advanced rigor mortis.


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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Bates and Jones are keeping our long term injured players coach, Parnaby, in a job.


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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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PJPoolie wrote:
, Bates dead leg must have fairly advanced rigor mortis.



:laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Matthew Bates (dead leg) from the OS
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When I were a lad we used to give each other dead legs all the time, sometimes during a kick about and kept playing on.


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