ryan bird

poolsbabe14 · **Joined:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:37 pm **Posts:** 98

Might sign now cambridge have got the striker they required

The deluded Mr Turner · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:50 pm

Is this the one I was enquiring about in another post?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:09 pm

If we get him we can have some cheeky headlines in the local rag such as....."Pools waiting on a fit Bird" bbolt

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

That would mean having an author or editor with imagination.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:46 pm

loyal blue wrote:

That would mean having an author or editor with imagination.

"The Vultures are circling,but in pops a little bird" ?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:50 pm

"Moore suckseeds in landing Bird" :laugh:

Aberdeen Pools · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:55 pm

Moore betting controversy ends with bird.....

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:00 pm

Brian Clough · **Joined:** Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:39 pm **Posts:** 282

4 goals in 5 years we are saved

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:58 pm

Brian Clough wrote:

4 goals in 5 years we are saved

He has spent 2 years on the tweetment table, can play on the wing and is not om twitter!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

he ticks all the boxes really, lets give him a 2 year deal!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:45 pm

I can't see him causing much of a flap in League Two.

Mctee1908 · **Joined:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:51 pm **Posts:** 640

Lets hope his career hasn't beaked too soon.

billythefisherman · **Joined:** Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:40 am **Posts:** 388

He's been winging it for years, time his career took off

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9865

Stop talking birdshit!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:09 pm

Probably just another player looking to feather his own nest...

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:01 pm

He's signed - happy to play for chicken feed.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:06 pm

born toulouse wrote:

He's signed - happy to play for chicken feed.

His agent has negotiated num num.

kitch1987 · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm **Posts:** 272

Before signing Ronnie had to agree that certain conditions were met and Ryan bird will be free to roam around the field as he wishes

billythefisherman · **Joined:** Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:40 am **Posts:** 388

I hear he is good in training, he loves his trills, let's hope he is as game when it matters

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

might be worth a flutter for the first goal saturday

Our Younguns Dad · **Joined:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 am **Posts:** 225

This might be a load of Pollocks, he'll probably spend all afternoon huffin and Puffin.

I think it's about Ptarmagon and get me coat bbolt

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Hope he works hard and earns his wage. Too many Robin bastads on the books already

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Heard he's already caused ructions in the dressing room.

Apparently his first words to his new teammates were "Who's a pretty boy then?"

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:56 pm

What a tit!

Kirsty · **Joined:** Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:39 pm **Posts:** 271

A goal or two on Saturday from Bird and we'll be flying

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:23 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

Heard he's already caused ructions in the dressing room.

Apparently his first words to his new teammates were "Who's a pretty boy then?"

Worse than that, Ronnie asked him if he had ever stroked a budgie, Ryan replied, " no, but I`ve kissed a cockatoo"