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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:06 pm

Biggest mistake of my life!!!! sadx

Went to Morrisons to buy bits and bobs after work....fancied Bacon & Egg Butties!!!!

Got home and only forgot I'd ran out of Tomato Sauce....(Heinz....it has to be)....and forgot to buy some!!!! banghead

I nearly cried when I reached into the cupboard!!!! violin

Anyway....thought feck it....I've got some sachets somewhere....threw them out last week!!!! banghead

Crying me eyes out now but went for it....fecking hell....I've been killing my taste buds for years with Tomato Sauce....Bacon and Egg in a Tiger Bun with no Sauce....Heaven!!!!

Honestly I'm speechless!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:08 pm

BTW....Morrisons Value Smoked Rindless Back Bacon....but has got Rind on....is gorgeous and Thick Cut aswell!!!!

poolietim · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:10 pm

Brown sauce with bacon Mutter's, and sausage for that matter.

Red for burgers and fish fingers.

Simple rule.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22682

Bollocks to that! I've got a pork dinner going rancid on my step.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Bollocks to that! I've got a pork dinner going rancid on my step.

Did the mutt not turn up?..

grumpytheelf · **Joined:** Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:21 am **Posts:** 158

Send Mutley over to ISIS with a load of Bacon and some John Smiths, is it any wonder they're going daft?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22682

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Bollocks to that! I've got a pork dinner going rancid on my step.

Did the mutt didn't turn up?..

Naw, no sign of him. I've had to throw 24 cans of john Smiths in the bin.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:52 pm

So he's in your bin then!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:08 am

ehhhhh....I'm a cheeky Bugger!!!! :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:10 am

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Bollocks to that! I've got a pork dinner going rancid on my step.

Did the mutt didn't turn up?..

Naw, no sign of him. I've had to throw 24 cans of john Smiths in the bin.

Smiths dosen't go 'Off'....give it 3 years I'll drink it!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:11 am

poolietim wrote:

Brown sauce with bacon Mutter's, and sausage for that matter.

Red for burgers and fish fingers.

Simple rule.

This

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Baffles me when people load their plate with tomato ketchup and slightly annoys me when anyone that's not a child calls it tommy k.
I'd say a burger needs tomato ketchup unless its of substantial girth at which point it needs a bit of Colmans Mustard.

kev_hufc · **Joined:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:23 am **Posts:** 514

Brown sauce on Bacon & sausages.
Ketchup on Egg.
And then if you're feeling adventurous, and having a burger, go for ketchup & mayo together!

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