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Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:08 am

when your morning stools are a bit like British Racing Green?? :shock:

Assuming of course that you haven't been drinking paint. :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:18 pm

you are really an alien from outer space?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:33 pm

I thought you'd know if anyone did, with your weird eating habits. :roll:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

parmopooly wrote:

you are really an alien from outer space?

I'm sure that's a track by Hawkwind :wink:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

A few reasons...

1. You've had a lot of green foods...duh". Vegatables contain chlorophyll which turns your shit green.

2. The reason shit is brown is because the large intestine turns it to that. If it's gone through the intenstine too fast it might not changed to brown, thus might be green.

3. Babies often shit green shit.

4. You've been eating too much spinach.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:41 pm

5. Eating Swarfega

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:44 pm

I think we can rule the baby thing out. :laugh:

I am mostly vegetarian but never noticed the phenomenon before. I thought spinach, being rich in iron, turned your plop black?? There was no undue haste either, it was in the morning, thus it had festered for at least eight hours while I was asleep.

So the mystery remains......... :uhoh:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

sarf wrote:

5. Eating Swarfega

Sarf is an expert in shit. He talks it and supports it. :laugh:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:45 pm

I shall treat that remark with the contempt it deserves :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:46 pm

sarf wrote:

5. Eating Swarfega

That's Parmo territory that, I haven't scoffed any proprietary hand cleansing brands at all. confised

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:47 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

when your morning stools are a bit like British Racing Green?? :shock:

Assuming of course that you haven't been drinking paint. :roll:

serves you right for going on blind dates with Pandas
you know how desperate they are for company

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:58 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

5. Eating Swarfega

That's Parmo territory that, I haven't scoffed any proprietary hand cleansing brands at all. confised

That's more of an admin thing i suppose :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:10 pm

poolpower wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

when your morning stools are a bit like British Racing Green?? :shock:

Assuming of course that you haven't been drinking paint. :roll:

serves you right for going on blind dates with Pandas
you know how desperate they are for company

Pandas aren't blind, that's bats you're thinking of, you silly old sausage!! :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:49 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

I think we can rule the baby thing out. :laugh:

I am mostly vegetarian but never noticed the phenomenon before. I thought spinach, being rich in iron, turned your plop black?? There was no undue taste either, it was in the morning, thus it had festered for at least eight hours while I was asleep.

So the mystery remains......... :uhoh:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

have you been listening to a lot of scitti politti?

you could try this
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/digestiv ... 01928.html

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