Hitmen..

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

No not our fruitless search for a new striker but the ones who kill people, I've always considered them quite expensive but I was just watching the news about this Dewani trial in South Africa and that he paid £1,300 for the deed. That's quite cheap really isn't it? If I'm ever planning on bumping off the other half I'm heading for there*

*Obviously you have to factor in flights and accommodation, and the fact he is now on trial for murder but cheap all the same. I suppose it's like as when these people go abroad for cheap surgery, same thing really.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Any chance of Ben investing in South Africa ?

Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I don't actually mean it no, I can't afford flights to South Africa at the moment.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'm going to tell the police

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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Yubep wrote:

I'm going to tell the police

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I wouldn't bother they cost a fortune and are one of the main reasons Pools are bottom of the League.

FredFeast · **Joined:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:02 am **Posts:** 153

Kevin Dixon wrote:

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

No it's not

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:26 am

Kevin Dixon wrote:

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

Be quiet or I'll hire a hitman to kill you. He is a nasty piece of work-

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Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

FredFeast wrote:

Kevin Dixon wrote:

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

No it's not

yes it is, it can be taken as a threat which is a criminal offence.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:55 am

We all know what you were thinking pj poolie

..Can't see him lasting 20 yrs in Belmarsh prison..

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:24 am

Pretty sure he'd last longer than Liam 'The Hitman' Hatch however... :uhoh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Kevin Dixon wrote:

FredFeast wrote:

Kevin Dixon wrote:

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

No it's not

yes it is, it can be taken as a threat which is a criminal offence.

Who's he threatened? confised

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:52 am

No jury is going to believe a bloke with a conk that size..

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Kevin Dixon wrote:

FredFeast wrote:

Kevin Dixon wrote:

Are you aware what you are saying is actually a criminal offence even though you probably don't mean it

No it's not

yes it is, it can be taken as a threat which is a criminal offence.

The original thread has been changed, so I can't be sure here, but I assume that you're talking about the offence of threats to kill? It's very difficult to prove because the prosecution have to prove that he person who utters the threats intends that the recipient fear that the threats will be carried out. In the context of message board banter, this will be difficult. However, there are other, relevant, offences around malicious communications, offences that are being prosecuted a great deal more. (There's also assisting and encouraging crime, but we're not in a criminal law tutorial!)

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I think PJ should be jailed for crimes against KP

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2484

You want to look at someone like the guy who shot Michael Caine in Get Carter. Top of his game that feller like...

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:19 am

He will be getting on a bit now though, eyesight won't be what it was!

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2484

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

He will be getting on a bit now though, eyesight won't be what it was!

True, although he might have had them lasered...

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:01 am

They never used lasers in Get Carter - traditional villains who probably loved their Mums.

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