....not only did i help marvellous marlon harewood push a car that had broken down off of the tall ships roundabout, but then was stood only inches away from fabulous local chart-topping celebrity Dean Crimdon.

Bet your morning's been shite compare to that, i'm in dreamland

You're lying Marlon could push a truck by himself.

Fook me thats a lot of weight on one roundabout.

don't be haters

Did you give Marlon a round of applause as he warmed up?

oh you

I don't know if it says more about the rest of the players than Marlon but I actually think he was one of our better players on Saturday, yes I know, compared to Franks for example he was like Pele.

He was like Messi compared to that oxygen thief Bates.

...we have been treated to some dross over the years, but was there EVER such a bag of shite on display at the Vic?

I normally don't get on players backs as it's counter productive but at 3-0 I totally lost it with Franks when for about the 12th time of the half he clipped over a useless slow cross with his left foot without even a look up to see if anyone was in the box to try and make something of this useless centre. I was shouting at him 'are you thick?' 'are you fucking stupid?' He didn't break the habit of a lifetime and look up fixing his stare on the grass in front of him like when he has the ball. Honestly the lad hides more than his sister Anne.

Franks has always stolen a wage in my eyes and probably couldn't believe he was given a start.

He and Bates sum up why Cooper ultimately failed as a manager. Could ANYBODY see ANY footballing ability in these two???

And don't get me started on Parnaby

Is that cos he didnt start?

Harewood did well to be honest, was more effective than Wyke but think he took a knee in the back early on which may have had something to do with that?

ultimately there isn't a lot of players that are good but the abuse to bates on saturday was ridiculous.

it all started when flinders came flying out for no reason and a load of supporters starting shouting at bates, when he had it under control. same thing happened last game too.

Tells you how much attention I was paying...

That incident wasn't his fault but you can't defend his overall performance, he was rubbish and has no leadership skills or qualities. He is looking like an absolutely dreadful signing hopefully the first thing Sam does is put himself back in the team.

i can read all this boring shite on every other post on here. what i want to know is how much better my morning has been than yours, and can you outdo the harewood/dean crimdon experience ?

returnofaido"] what i want to know is how much better my morning has been than yours, and can you outdo the harewood/dean crimdon experience ?[/quote]

Well, I think my morning was much better in the sense that I didn't have to help anyone push a car

Did Marlon ask for a jump. No chance of him providing 1. ?!?!?

When you got his car going did he respond by saying " that's 2 starts in a week,can't remember the last time that happened ".

I'd like to know what warrants the term 'marvellous'?. Now if he'd scored a dozen or so goals since he'd arrived I'd say it would be appropriate, but....

You should be more careful about the paparazzi though-

Guess your stalking ban has ended then