The best thing you have done today...

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:35 pm

I made some stonking bread and purchased the nicest sausage roll ever :dance:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:38 pm

One of those bowel movements which really clears you out. The type that make you feel about a stone lighter.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:42 pm

Passed my driving test

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Painted the bathroom

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:43 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

Passed my driving test

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:43 pm

no6bus wrote:

Painted the bathroom

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What colour?

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Ate very acceptable seafood risotto in Carpaccios in Stockton - loads of fresh white fish and salmon and some prawns, no shriveled mussels.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:55 pm

Spent three hours with an American gadgie who's son was killed in a motorbike accident a couple of weeks ago. His son was a mate/customer of mine too.

Soma · **Joined:** Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:29 pm **Posts:** 574

Watched "Marvellous" on the iplayer. Was bloody good.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:12 pm

Stopped to let somebody out in heavy traffic this morning, very rare ...a couple cans of dark fruit strongbow cider this afternoon.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:34 pm

dug about half a ton of concrete fence footings out and got 3/4 of a new 25m fence up behind wynyard mews. fooked now.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Just ordered a pint.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Followed by the worst thing, paid £12 for fish and chips and it's 8 (eight) chips.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Followed by the worst thing, paid £12 for fish and chips and it's 8 (eight) chips.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

And 2 (two) posts...

Fucking phone

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Stopped to let somebody out in heavy traffic this morning, very rare ...a couple cans of dark fruit strongbow cider this afternoon.

How do you let someone out in a horse and cart?

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:54 pm

Made my boy laugh about 50 times!! While he made me !laugh twice as much!! Pulling faces!

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1055

Got a phonecall inviting me for a job interview next Wednesday.....

Means the pools trip is off as I'll need an early night...

which I suppose makes it two positives....

:laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:08 pm

Pulled a 3 year old out from under the water....divvy parents....and applied for a job!!!!

kosherOY · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:12 pm

Taught maths , English , French , music , RE and reading......and enjoyed it. Actually I think it is the fact I use the '20th Century Fox' opening theme for each subject that got them (the kids) to enjoy it all!!!!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:16 pm

Now gonna relax with a few drinks and watch this....

I've already seen 'Joey-The Man Who Conquered The TT' and if this one is only half as good it will be excellent!!!!

BTW....I'm not a 'Bike' fan but these blokes defy common sense but thrive on it....brave brave mentalists....and I admire them for that!!!!

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

monkeybutt wrote:

no6bus wrote:

Painted the bathroom

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What colour?

Magnolia, house is only a couple of year old and I am sticking to the original colours

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Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:27 pm

parmo wrote:

Made my boy laugh about 50 times!! While he made me !laugh twice as much!! Pulling faces!

I bet for 48 of them, you never moved a muscle..... bbolt

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:44 pm

Went to the University of Cambridge Biochemistry department and talked to a guy who won Nobel prize

Ralph Wrights White Boots · **Joined:** Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:24 pm **Posts:** 103

parmo wrote:

Made my boy laugh about 50 times!! While he made me !laugh twice as much!! Pulling faces!

Were you showing him a Pools match video

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:54 pm

Made breakfast cupcakes for tea:

horden · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:55 pm

Had 4 pints in the Rat Race after work, on a beautiful late summers evening

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:15 pm

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:25 pm

Compo wrote:

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

Awww, peering over the windowsill?

You not her.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:27 pm

She is nearly as tall as me

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:48 pm

Nice one Compo, wait till she starts waiting for you to get in from work.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1055

Reminds me of a time when a work colleague picked me up one morning

they were incredibly jealous that my two kids and my wife saw me off to work from the doorstep - they couldn't believe I was that lucky as no one waved them of to work.

That day made me smile as I realised how lucky I was

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:01 pm

I love it when I get in and my two lads jump all over me. Best feeling ever.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:05 pm

Compo wrote:

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

Are you sure she wasn't practicing hoying a clemmy?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

Made breakfast cupcakes for tea:

Oooh recipe??

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

yloop wrote:

Made breakfast cupcakes for tea:

Oooh recipe??

I don't know what Dibbles going to be the most furious about here, a gadgie knocking up 'cupcakes' or Tree's let's be honest here, camp, reaction before asking for a recipe.

It will be like when Mr Creosote explodes in Monty Python when he reads this.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:21 pm

butter up a muffin tin (this should please dibble most)
cut small circles of bread to go in the bottom
half cook bacon till white, cut in half lengthways and use straight edge to make a cup in the tin (1 slice per cupcake)
crack an egg into each one
sprinkle with cheese and basil
preheated fan oven at 200 degrees c for about 17 minutes

Maybe try a bit of tabasco in the egg before you put it in the oven or worcester sauce on top of the cheese, been meaning to try but always forget!

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1571

Absolutely fuck all. I've been a complete 'lovely lovely person' all day.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1571

Fuck. What I meant to say was kunt.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:38 pm

Spender wrote:

Compo wrote:

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

Are you sure she wasn't practicing hoying a clemmy?

Haha probably when I got in she grabbed my glasses of my face and did a big fart. She then pissed on me when changing her nappy and you know what I wouldn't have it any other way.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

butter up a muffin tin (this should please dibble most)
cut small circles of bread to go in the bottom
half cook bacon till white, cut in half lengthways and use straight edge to make a cup in the tin (1 slice per cupcake)
crack an egg into each one
sprinkle with cheese and basil
preheated fan oven at 200 degrees c for about 17 minutes

Maybe try a bit of tabasco in the egg before you put it in the oven or worcester sauce on top of the cheese, been meaning to try but always forget!

Cheers will try that.

Had a feeling PJ would be first to reply :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:06 pm

It is that first hug you get from your daughter when you get home, the arms around your neck and the squeeze, priceless.

And then there is the 6 year old boy who knacks you in the pods running straight at you

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:55 pm

Banged a lieu day in, and drove my classic car up to Corbridge, where me n' her sat in the sun drinking tea and eating cake.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

I made Tree laugh.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:06 am

Compo wrote:

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

That's the BEST thing Mr.Compo....Not a Lol thing....but a lump in others throats as they remember stuff like that....Never beaten....bravo!!!! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:08 am

The Fat Man wrote:

I made Tree laugh.

And that's 2nd....a wonderful achievement!!!! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:23 am

And btw....I never watched that DVD....I got into sorting Music out for my Funeral....be ages yet....I hope....but be prepared....you don't want shit music like!!!! confised

I'm that impressed I'll be gutted I won't be there....but I WILL....for the full 4 DAYS it takes to play my favourites!!!!

And if people walk out I'm gonna Haunt them Scooby-Doo style....White Sheet with eye holes....and then be revealed as the Caretaker!!!!

PS....I'll post the set list soon cos it's dead good....I think!!!!

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:08 am

Ralph Wrights White Boots wrote:

parmo wrote:

Made my boy laugh about 50 times!! While he made me !laugh twice as much!! Pulling faces!

Were you showing him a Pools match video

I' d get reported for cruelty!!

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:08 am

Spender wrote:

parmo wrote:

Made my boy laugh about 50 times!! While he made me !laugh twice as much!! Pulling faces!

I bet for 48 of them, you never moved a muscle..... bbolt

Err... I resemble that remark

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:57 pm

Compo wrote:

Spender wrote:

Compo wrote:

Not the best thing I have done but best thing happened to me was my daughter waved to me for first time when I left for work.

Are you sure she wasn't practicing hoying a clemmy?

Haha probably when I got in she grabbed my glasses of my face and did a big fart. She then pissed on me when changing her nappy and you know what I wouldn't have it any other way.

Now you know how your lass feels when you stagger in puggled. :laugh:

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