Went a couple of months ago and it was ok!!!!

Got a Chip Butty today and I have to say they were the worst 'Chippy Chips' I have ever had!!!!
I think they had been rewarmed so many times that their wasn't actually any Tatie at all....like a bag of shit scraps!!!!
The bun fell apart aswell....completely stale!!!!
Bag of Shite!!!!

Yuk!

The chippy near me is hitty missy. If the owner is in everything is great. If he's not the fish and chips etc seem to have sat for hours and dried out!

Most inconsistent chippy in the world ever.

I swear they change the staff after every shift.

Dare I say it, hmm



















STAGES make the best chips ever!!

Absolutely agree with this - called in couple of weeks ago -worst chip nutty ever. Portion size tiny and chips awful, dried out rubbish. Won't be going again

Probably my own fault for asking for a chip nutty....

Better than a chip botty. Or a chip busty.

I once went into a bakers and asked the gorgeous busty blonde lass for a quicky!!

She slapped me.

I asked again for a quicky.

Again she slapped me..

I said what's the problem? It says on the menu Quicky's a pound.

The gorgeous busty blonde looked at the menu and smiled and said "Oh you mean a Quiche"????

I'll get me coat!

I went to Whitby last year, passed a shop saying ham sandwich £2, pork bun £3 and wanks a fiver, I went in and a gorgeous east european girl with massive tits came to serve me, I said, " Are you the bird that gives the wanks"?, she said sexily, " I am", I said well go wash your hands you dirty bitch and make me a pork bun!!