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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:39 pm

The daughter who says she needs money on her phone....I'd have took her head off her shoulders....the whingey mouthy little bitch!!!! rakxe

The most annoying advert EVER!!!! rakxe

OddsOnPhil · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am **Posts:** 674

The most annoying ones at the moment are the Thomas Cook adverts with that professional twat James Nesbitt.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:54 pm

True....those are annoying.....and so are the Paul Whitehouse insurance adverts with those cringeworthy 'characters'....even though I really liked him years ago!!!! banghead

But that girl off that advert is up there in the annoying stakes with that ugly twat out of 'My Family' & the adverts he was in....BT Broadband???? rakxe

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37975

It's for yow cupcake........... :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:10 pm

The beauty of TV on demand now is that I no longer endure adverts. That one sounds terrible. The skinny twat off the BT ads takes some beating (and he would take a sound beating if I had my way), but nothing is as bad as the pure arsehole off Safestyle UK.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:11 pm

Snowy wrote:

It's for yow cupcake........... :laugh:

Can't stand him but I fancy her!!!! :razz:

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Usually, really good adverts disappear after about two months. However, REALLY SHIT ONES LIKE THAT FUCKING LESBIAN ALIEN LOOKING BINT HIDING HER CUNTING GALAXY IN HER BASTARD DILDO BOX UNDER THE BED ARE STILL HANGING AROUND AFTER ABOUT TWO TWATTING YEARS.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:54 pm

I take it that that advert annoys you Mr.Elvis!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:58 pm

My favourite advert at the moment is the Aldi Nappies one....I laugh out loud every time I see it!!!! :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37975

One that always annoys me is when they make adverts overseas and pretend it's in this country... why not save a shed load of money and actually make it in this country...?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:37 pm

Snowy wrote:

It's for yow cupcake........... :laugh:

Volume is switched off as soon as that comes on.

Why are 12 monkey drummers, each powered by their own individual batteries, used as a way of saying one duracell battery operated drummer lasts longer. Presumably they are trying to create the impression that Duracell are 12 times better than the alternatives, when all they are doing is comparing one against one?

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:04 am

The advert for hotels where the woman whispers really fucks me off, as does the slimming tablet one where the woman says she lost 8 pound. It's POUNDS you stupid fucking twat.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

The only 8pounds she lost where when she bought the fookin stuff

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:52 am

That whispering woman is annoying like especially the one where the husband asks who she is talking to from the bathroom and she says no-one and then says 'go go' whilst 'shooing' the camera crew, soundman, director, etc etc away with her hands!!!!! rakxe

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parmo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:23 am

that would be better if she was pulling her cum face with a didlo rammed up her, "aah-ha-ha aarrgghh fuck off before our lad gets back"!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

It's not that annoying though cos she is quite fit

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:26 am

I still like my ending the best - can anyone else do a better one?

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:30 am

I hate that advert for the ecigs on at the moment with the two life long mates and then he hands him the new cig and him looking like a smarmy 'lovely lovely person'.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:32 am

I find the Flora advert quite creepy, a young lass talking about how she walked in on her parents nobbing

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Joe Mac wrote:

I find the Flora advert quite creepy, a young lass talking about how she walked in on her parents nobbing

Sounds like one of the boards contributors

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Compo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:59 am

Sorry but no advert comes close to how much I hate the dam meerkat advert and every few months they have a new one. Did anyone see the one they did with Barlow over Christmas for his new song, I only seen it as was at the parents and they where watching Coronation Street, thank god my missus hates soaps.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

parmo wrote:

that would be better if she was pulling her cum face with a didlo rammed up her, "aah-ha-ha aarrgghh fuck off before our lad gets back"!!

Bastard!! ANOTHER keyboard wipe required!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:18 pm

"Autoglass Repair Autoglass Replace"!!!! rakxe

And then to make matters much much worse the Bold2in1 advert was on straight after it!!!! ARGH!!!! rakxe

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The vitalite ones with the singing sun of my head in

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:34 pm

Does anyone else think the ginger kid on the BT adverts is a bit odd! Serial killer type

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Compo wrote:

Sorry but no advert comes close to how much I hate the dam meerkat advert and every few months they have a new one. Did anyone see the one they did with Barlow over Christmas for his new song, I only seen it as was at the parents and they where watching Coronation Street, thank god my missus hates soaps.

Ken Barlow is it? Releasing a new song, with some Meerkats? Hasn't he heard the old adage never work with animals or er..kids. :uhoh:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

MutleyRules wrote:

That whispering woman is annoying like especially the one where the husband asks who she is talking to from the bathroom and she says no-one and then says 'go go' whilst 'shooing' the camera crew, soundman, director, etc etc away with her hands!!!!!

Interesting you think the voice is her husband Mr Mutters - I reckon she's got Rich Man's Bit On the Side tattooed in a place that only Parmo can imagine.

The clue is in the name - Secret Escapes. We're meant to think everything's available at a really good price - I mean, why take the missus when a box of Milk Tray or some flowers off the garage forecourt does the trick with her anyway?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:31 pm

I never thought of it that way and you could be right....The Slag!!!!

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

That kid on the trike giving it full bifters to Jefferson Starship makes me smile. The message from our sponsor at the end is patronising shite, but the ad itself is canny!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:47 pm

I saw one the other day with a kid and a cat on a bike singing which made me smile....is that the same one????

Another that makes me smile is the McVities Digestives one where the Kittens come out the packet!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:49 pm

Just read that back....I'm a soft twat me!!!! :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37975

That dozey advert for the white 4x4 (so good I can't even remember the model)...where he runs everyone about...because his car is just soooooo desirsable... but as our lass said..... he's just a gormless looking bloke who the neighbours take advantage of ....not quite the message eh...?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:36 pm

That woman's voice on the Trivago advert...."Hotel....Trivago"!!!! ARGH!!!! rakxe

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:43 pm

What about those Plusnet adverts. A Yorkshireman giving something away cheap? A Yorkshireman that would deal with a customer not from Yorkshire? Do they expect us to beleive that?

BTW I think Yorkshire Tea must be smuggled out!

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

What about the 100% free Yorkshire Tea in Aldi.. Yorkshireman giving away stuff.. I find that very hard to believe..

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OddsOnPhil · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am **Posts:** 674

The new Co Op fair and square adverts are shite, the most cheesey, cringe inducing, sick making offerings for ages.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Right.

Two current adverts make me want to commit murder.

Number one.

The amazon assist advert with that wet fanny of a bloke asking for a limit to be put on game playing time cos he niece is visiting.

Just dont let her have it you soft cocked nonce.

Number Two.

Swinton Insurance one with the Silhouettes.

Where it ends up looking like a family are having a great day out at the insurance brokers. :laugh:

I bet there are some on here do that.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:17 am

Snowy wrote:

That dozey advert for the white 4x4 (so good I can't even remember the model)...where he runs everyone about...because his car is just soooooo desirsable... but as our lass said..... he's just a gormless looking bloke who the neighbours take advantage of ....not quite the message eh...?

Suzuki

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Snowy wrote:

That dozey advert for the white 4x4 (so good I can't even remember the model)...where he runs everyone about...because his car is just soooooo desirsable... but as our lass said..... he's just a gormless looking bloke who the neighbours take advantage of ....not quite the message eh...?

Suzuki

Is that not the make not the model?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:23 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

The vitalite ones with the singing sun of my head in

It cant do your head in as much as the kia-ora one with the crows surely??

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:27 pm

A blast from the past...

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:31 pm

Grave wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

The vitalite ones with the singing sun of my head in

It cant do your head in as much as the kia-ora one with the crows surely??

Weird that Kia Ora advert always seemed to be on everytime I went to the pictures as a kid.

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:41 pm

she'd have gotten it like, she wouldn't have been able to ride the scooter afterwards

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:43 pm

Worst advert for me is that thing they show at the pictures with scenes depicting a Guantanamo Bay setting.

A prisoner, with his head in a hood, appears on a rooftop where other prisoners are being made to lie semi-naked in baking heat. He's then brought indoors where his hood is removed and he proceeds to sing an 'amusing' song.

Sick, anyone normal would call it. Must find out what it's an advert for so that I can make a point of not buying it.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:50 pm

The Bishop wrote:

Grave wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

The vitalite ones with the singing sun of my head in

It cant do your head in as much as the kia-ora one with the crows surely??

Weird that Kia Ora advert always seemed to be on everytime I went to the pictures as a kid.

Anything is better than the Pearl and Dean one, talk about boring!

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