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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Vance Miller Kitchens
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Fuck off!

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I LOVE HIM, BUT THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR WANTS HIS BABIES!!!

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is he any relation to the actorrr, Christopher Timothy?

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Vance Miller is a 'lovely lovely person' FACT


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Never heard of the fella, but thanks to his annoying mates spamming this board I'm not inclined to ever buy a kitchen from him.


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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Vance Miller Kitchens
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:31 pm 
parmo wrote:
is he any relation to the actorrr, Christopher Timothy?


Or the actor Michael Kitchen? Maybe even the tennis star Betty Stove?
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Joe Mac
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Or Pan's People?

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Vance Miller Kitchens
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:42 pm 
I wonder if the Aga Khan has bought a Vance Miller kitchen?
What's good enough for him is good enough for me.
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PJPoolie
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Vance Miller Kitchens. Not one of the people that slag Vance Miller off have ever met him. His staff love him , his friends love him and his kids and all their friends love him. Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.


What others have said I have no idea who he is, but now the next time I'm looking for a kitchen and his name cropped up I'd avoid it like the plague.

Spamming a forum based on Football gives the opposite of a good impression.
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Vance Miller Kitchens. Not one of the people that slag Vance Miller off have ever met him. His staff love him , his friends love him and his kids and all their friends love him. Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.


I've never 'net' him but I have met him at a party once. Not only did he vomit on my shoes, I saw him stamp his tab ends out on the carpet, pour an unfinshed brandy and lemonade into the tropical fish tank, piss in the linen bin, steal a couple of CDs, nip about ten lasses arses, and offer a vicar out.

At least I think it was him, if it wasn't then he's the evil twin of the gadgie in the photo.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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Wouldnt it be agood time for a Mod to change 'Vance Miller' so that it appears as something else when posted?

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It would be more fun to order a load of kitchens then refuse to pay.

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returnofaido
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Vance Miller Kitchens. Not one of the people that slag Vance Miller off have ever met him. His staff love him , his friends love him and his kids and all their friends love him. Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.


i'd need a fucking big net. now jog on shitstain. :hand:
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Vance Miller ate my kitchen
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I love threads like this.

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returnofaido
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i love vance miller
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PJPoolie
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So do his kids.

Am I the only one to be slightly uncomfortable with the user name of this Vance Miller defender, he does sound a little bit like somebody from the mafia.

So when you all find horses heads in your PM inboxes don't say I didn't warn you.
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Yubep
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Vance miller is known as the don of the kitchen world, and this is obviously one of his people, warning us.

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Yubep
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Vance miller

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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Most people advertise on the radio or tv, Vance Miller being the top entreprener that he is, pays a kid to post on what I can only imagine is hundreds of message boards and make a knob of himself.

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I'm scared now

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parmo
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that's it I'm never coming out from behind the couch ever again

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alleztfc
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Why don't we collectively offer him out?

...he looks like a stiff breeze would knock him off his feet and make his shitty kitchens collapse like a deck of cards. yawn2 bbolt

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...or nominate Parmo to do it for us from behind his settee?

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parmo
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I'm making peek holes right now

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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alleztfc wrote:
Why don't we collectively offer him out?

...he looks like a stiff breeze would knock him off his feet and make his shitty kitchens collapse like a deck of cards. yawn2 bbolt



Awww thats awful, dont forget "all of his sons mates love him"

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:19 pm 
Bugger....I went an ordered one before I read all these Posts!!!! sadx

I wonder if I can cancel....I emailed him all my Bank details but I think I can trust him!!!! :cool:
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I want the council to sell the ground to Vance miller.

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Bugger....I went an ordered one before I read all these Posts!!!! sadx

I wonder if I can cancel....I emailed him all my Bank details but I think I can trust him!!!! :cool:


PM me all your money I'll invest in beer and crisps.

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Done!!!! :-)
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grabec
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PJPoolie wrote:
So do his kids.

Am I the only one to be slightly uncomfortable with the user name of this Vance Miller defender, he does sound a little bit like somebody from the mafia.

So when you all find horses heads in your PM inboxes don't say I didn't warn you.


Nah, it's just that Rudolph Valentino14. Next he'll be trying to flog hair cream.
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I want the council to sell the ground to Vance miller.


Looooollll.

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I want Vance miller as the next pools manager.

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Why are all kitchen firm owners a bit iffy?

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I might tweak vance miller's wiki page to say he owns us.

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