The Winter Olympics

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Been off work today and I've watched a bit.

What a load of old horseshit.

Firstly Curling Is that the least skilful sport in the World, it looks a piece of piss. I might take it up. I hope the Scots get independence they can keep that shite.

Then I've just watched a sequin laden pair prance about on Ice to 'Smooth Criminal' You might as well make pantomime and amateur dramatics sport.

Plus I'm sure this is Sue Barker commenting on the Ice Mincing, what the fuck does she know about it!? Earlier Steve Cram was doing the marbles, sorry Curling. You'd think they were just out there on an all expenses paid up jolly or something. The worst thing is they are pretending this shite is interesting. Cram sounded genuinely disappointed when the Chinese used a 'Steely' after Great Britain had spent the rest of the match using ally bonkers to beat them.

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:18 pm

The good bits

Women's slopestyle.

The Bobsled & luge stuff.

Ski Jumping

The rest is shit.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

This Ice Mincing is like fucking Eurovision.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:32 pm

I like watching the Curling....it's great!!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:36 pm

I like the speed skating me, especially that one where the other gadgie/bewer comes in off the inside and they get a shove. If it was me I'd slip 'em a crippler just for the crack.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Bobsleigh is on now, this is more like it!

At least if they fuck here they might die.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

The good news is...PJ is back at work tomorrow!!!!!!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:45 pm

Bobsleigh is also mental, particularly the two man. I just wish the BBC would forget that very poor fillum about the Jamaicans. It seems no-one there has any imagination and they contrive very wank headlines about it at every opportunity.

Here's one for you 'Jamaicans Shit At Bobsleigh, But Great At Sprinting And Skinning Up.'

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37684

It's boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

Bramstein · **Joined:** Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:49 pm **Posts:** 1526

Most of the sports on offer at the winter olympics I'm not fussed on but I think the ice hockey is fantastic.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:05 pm

Can't help but lump it in with all the phoney whooping and hollering that always accompanies 'Superbowl' or whatever the fook they call it. rakxe

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:51 pm

Curling, the women game is good, all those years practicing sweeping the floor has finally paid dividends and some of them are bang tidy to boot :razz:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:31 pm

Sloan is my favourite....I love it when she gets angry!!!! :razz:

And the little chubbly blonde Danish lass has the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen!!!! :razz:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:43 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Sloan is my favourite....I love it when she gets angry!!!! :razz:

And the little chubbly blonde Danish lass has the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen!!!! :razz:

I've had her. She came over selling blue cheese.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2478

Lizzy Yarnold has some figure - been hammering those squats out in the gym by the look of it...

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:42 am

PJPoolie wrote:

Firstly Curling Is that the least skilful sport in the World, it looks a piece of piss.

A mental comment!!!! confised

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It doesn't look very difficult.

The movement of the wrist is very slow, it doesn't take any power or strength. Anyone could become decent at it with coaching and practice.

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:28 pm

it's like the wimmin at home,...... screaming and balling, and sweeping up

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:31 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

It doesn't look very difficult.

The movement of the wrist is very slow, it doesn't take any power or strength. Anyone could become decent at it with coaching and practice.

I think it looks very difficult and requires a lot of skill....I wouldn't even be able to stand up without ending up on my arse!!!! :laugh:

The Winter Olympics

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