Vance Miller Kitchens

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:45 am

Fuck off.

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Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:47 am

If I want a kitchen made of balsa wood and to line the pockets of a complete cvnt then I will know where to go

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alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:08 am

What he said...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:19 pm

I bought a Vance Miller kitchen and it changed my life. Now I eat at the restaurant every night.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:51 pm

My Aunty got a Vance Miller Kitchen....they fitted it in the Front Room....now the Telly is behind the Cooker and the Budgie is in the Pantry!!!!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

My neighbour bought a Vance Miller kitchen and when it turned up all of the appliances were missing , after 6 months they eventually arrived but an asylum seeker was in the Mircowave and a Paedophile had set up home in the diswasher.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vance_Miller

Seems of colourful chap

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parmo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:24 pm

still not in the same league as Mr McAfee though

alienlife · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:36 pm

Would anyone really buy things from a firm so pikey that spamming message boards is acceptable marketing?

alienlife · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:38 pm

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poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:29 pm

My cousin bought a Vance Miller kitchen, and she was disgusted to find that it was made from wood from the most endangered rainforests, the fitter who put it in was that really annoying twat off the Go Compare adverts. If that isn't bad enough, she later found out that Vance Miller is the trading name of Mad John Enterprises.

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